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Couple of pussies!
World of Warcraft
Whats your game?
Not your garden-variety pussy…
Mom, Dad. I have something to tell you…
zoophilia :/
“I got this amazing email from Nigeria. It said if I posed naked, caressing a pussy, next to a Christmas tree, they would wire me $10 million once I sent them my social security and bank account number. No way was I going to pass that up!”
Was it from J Edgar Hoover? I have a few emails from Mr Hoover regarding my unclaimed money. Send me $100 and you can claim my $18M !
Deck the mauves with houghs of tabby.
If you pet my pussy, I’ll pet your dog.
Is that “Rick Perry” I have been hearing so much about on the radio?
Jeremy decided to re-purpose his Rapture day photos as Christmas greeting cards
You’ll never guess where the candy cane is hanging from.
Horrifying cat inflicted genital wounds in 3..2…1…
I thought you said play san de clothes for the kittys.
I thought you said play san les clothes for the kittys.
(Not quite as good.)
Kitty: Is that a mouse in your pocket, or are you just WHOA!
You did what??
With a cat??
in a forest??
I had one which is still hasn’t been posted but I decided not to post it because it was rude, crude and a little vulgar. Waste of tact. It would have fit right in.
While the irony was indeed lost on Mr Whiskers sense of taste, his sense of smell alerted him to three hapless blind mice scampering by.
How about a little song to get started? See if you recognize it.
Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
—
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, Purr, Purr.
The End.
Betcha know now why “not even a mouse” was stirring.
And I’ll bet “Borrat” is using this in his holiday card too. You just know the caption says: “Wishing Everyone a Catty Holiday!”
(Hey! Is this microphone on?)
I hate to say this … but that cat looks just like mine.
Uhhhh…
Stop! Thief!
You do not want to piss her off…
You’re dangly bits will look like raw meat real soon.
Once he whiskers start to twitch, you’re done for…
Once he turned 30, Jack had resigned himself that this would be the only way he would get pussy, ever.