The U.S. Senate voted Thursday to approve a defense authorization bill which included a provision that not only repealed the military ban on sodomy, but also repealed the ban on having sex with animals — or bestiality.
CNS News reported:
On Nov. 15, the Senate Armed Services Committee had unanimously approved S. 1867, the National Defense Authorization Act, which includes a provision to repeal Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ).
Article 125 of the UCMJ makes it illegal to engage in both sodomy with humans and sex with animals.
It states: “(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense. (b) Any person found guilty of sodomy shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.”
Now I understand why politicains were so eager to pass this.
That;s why Dallas can’t get into the military
No surprise to find you first on any topic involving sex with animals. Now you and your donkey can serve freely without breaking the law.
Don’t get sad. Now, thanks to your government overlords, you can happily go and serve your country, goat in hand.
No wonder you defend them so adamantly.
Finally. One of the most harrowing experiences in the military for me was a goat party. But I swear there was no penetration, coming or going, on my part. I can’t speak to what the others were doing.
Good for the politicians I say. This way they won’t ever get into some sort of bad divorce and lose everything they have. They can enjoy all the bestiality they want without worry. And to make this even sweeter I hope all of them rise to zoophilia.
Why is sex with animals bracketed in with homosexual acts, as if its shameful? Probably some latent mofo’s projecting their guilt.
Ask Dallas. He seems to know why.
You’re the one connecting the two.
Explain.
They are together in Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. I’d call that connected.
Gotcha.
Probably the same people who automatically connect homosexuality and pedophilia.
You mean people with common sense?
Its always the ones that protest the most that end up doing the wide stance in airport bathroom with cheap rent boys while their wife sleeps with the guy that runs the liquor store.
Picked out an airport yet, mate?
I’m still debating if I should take seriously a comment like this by someone called “honeyman”
They are simply trying to associate homosexuality with bestiality. The fake conservative right wing have been saying for a while now that allowing same sex marriage will open the door for human animal marriage. This is obviously ludicrous bigotry.
Yes, indeed … it is bigotry against people who were born with genetic inclination to have sex with animals… PC Left is happy with limits as long as those are THEIR limits. If you want to drop obvious Natural dictate that the only normal sexual relation is between adult male and adult female of one species (because it satisfies attempt at procreation, same as eating food is fine and eating rocks is Naturally pointless – but if you want to do it it is your choice [though there I suspect rock eating person would be placed in mental institution]), you either drop it completely or not. You can’t pick and choose. So, if it is “freedom of choice” you can’t celebrate one un-natural choice, lock people in jail for another such choice or force people in mental institution for a third such choice… Particularly at the stage when it is scientifically obvious that each of those choices is indeed driven by genetic traits… It cuts both ways, either it is freedom of ALL sexual choices or it is the one that has Natural purpose.
either it is freedom of ALL sexual choices or it is the one that has Natural purpose.
That kind of logic is fun.
Animals can’t give consent. Humans can.
“Genetic inclination”? I’m unaware of any authoritative evidence that zoophilia is a genetic disposition. If you know of such evidence, please provide a link or name. Thank you.
There’s no evidence about genetic gay inclination either.
No Pedro. You’re wrong. There is SOME equivocal evidence for a genetic gay gene. Research continues.
Don’t go saying that. There are some people here who may not like what you’re saying, even if there’s evidence.
If there ever is any unequivocal evidence it will become a mandatory part of a brainw…err..course of instruction in every school in the country enforced by Janet Napolitano and troops.
It can also be targeted for elimination by parents so that their kids don’t suffer from that genetic disorder.
I want to know Ron Paul’s position on this?
Doggy style?
Bazinga
If its not mentioned or otherwise proscribed in the constitution, he doesn’t care one way or the other… Its left up to the states, counties or municipalities. (Which is just passing the buck as far as I’m concerned. You know they’ll just fuck it up 50 ways to Sunday.)
True, but it’s quite a bit easier to move to another state if your state decides to resurrect laws akin to Jim Crowe or worse. Moving to another country is a quite different matter. I for one, would enjoy more of that liberty.
Oh, you’re talking about universality of hegemony.
That would utterly destroy the concept of a captive citizenry</i.
Never going to officially happen…
(There are legal ways around it though. [I should know...
])
Would anyone put bestiality past those military types? They’re all nuts. Not in a good way.
There is some, uh, laxness in the definition of sodomy. (It means shoving anything up anything’s ass.*)
But the proscription against zoophily is still in effect. (Sorry all you people who thought you were in the clear.)
This means that the first part of the old joke about “There goes Ranger Dan and his big dog, Dick” could still get you in trouble while the second part “There goes Ranger Dan and his big dog dick” means that Ranger Dan should consult his physician.
*) If a male sheep is called a ram and a male mule is called as ass, why is a ram in in the ass called a goose?
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. And remember tip your waitress well.
Speaking of silly gooses in a close tangential seque, it appears those of us posting Rick Perry was just getting early Alzheimers or a drug reaction were WRONG. He actually is perversely stoopid:
Doesn’t know Lawrence v Texas and doesn’t seem to appreciate that the Court is ruling directly against the position he still clings to. Texas????? No hat, no cattle, no brains. But lots of just plain honest stupidity:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/12/perry-draws-blank-on-landmark-texas-anti-sodomy-supreme-court-case/
“Now I understand why politicains were so eager to pass this.”
Goats, I must have lived a sheltered life. Representatives of our country now condone animal cruelty. The goats I knew were cars.
And how is this going to go over with our good friends in the middle East?
Um, why do you think they’re legalizing it?
Well, f#ck a duck. Or get a small poodle and a jar of peanut butter.
So now the horned beast is welcome in all the US military services. No longer just a mascot of the Navy, at football games. How did that ever happen? It’s a land animal. Shouldn’t it be a sea creature? I don’t know why it even has to be a live animal, anyway. Good thing they didn’t choose a shark or a sea snake as mascot.
Clearly, this was to make life easier for the gays, in the services. But the powers that be, never said they’d be chuck the sodomy clause in the UCMJ, as part of ash-canning the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Makes one wonder what else they plan to do, that they’re not too happy to make public right now? Service issued sex toys and lubricants?
I’m reminded of an old Scot pal of mine who used to go on about equipment usage problems in the regiment.
Specifically having to buy bicycle patches and glue to apply to the regimental condom.
Ach! It were terrible lad.
“unnatural carnal copulation”
Animals engage in this, therefore it is natual!
Obviously my exwife has joined the military and refuses to remain celibate.
free at last! free at last! i am free at last!
Goats will eat anything.
Now we know why George W. Bush was reading “My Pet Goat” upside-down on 9/11. He was looking at the centerfold.
Oh Orchid. References to a famously photoshopped image will not gain you creds here.
http://snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp
That was a joke. Ha Ha.
orchidcup, one of my favorite jokes. Animby has no sense of humor.
Can’t produce a budget or pass any of the dozens of bills for jobs Congress sent them…but they can pass this.
If Democrats don’t become an endangered species, there is no justice in politics.
Them Ewe Doers
How about them Ewe Doers, Ain’t they news?
Down in the pasture a doin’ them Ewes.
Doin’ them big sheeps, doin’ them little
Doin’ them lambs, hi-diddle-diddle!
Look at them Ewe Doers, Ain’t they creeps?
High boots on, chasin’ them sheeps.
Them hooky dooky Ewe Doers, stompin’ through the weeds,
movin’ them Ewies, fillin’ they needs.
How to be a Ewe Doers? Ain’t much to it;
Find a pretty sheep, and then you do it!