Well, that takes care of that.

Mexico’s Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election and two more Latin American leaders would be diagnosed with cancer, in a traditional New Year’s forecast Tuesday.
The Grand Warlock, also known as Antonio Vazquez, […] claims to have a 75-80 percent accuracy rate, last year said the euro would weaken and recession would return to developed economies but he also predicted, incorrectly, that a Latin American leader would be assassinated.

  1. msbpodcast says:

    Where’s Harry Potter?

    He’s a fictional character, made up, he doesn’t exist, god-like in his appeal to human naivetée.

    Tell the self-professed warlock to KMFA.

  2. Amazing! says:

    Is this the same guy who’s told people that to protect themselves from the drug wars in Mexico they needed to brush raw egg on their faces?

    • msbpodcast says:

      Yeah, I can see why that’d work.

      Because even a Mexican rapist/killer/psychopath on crack would wonder if you were just too crazy to get near and, worse, if it was catching…

  3. Kent says:

    Wizard Adam Curry can beat that.

  4. Dallas says:

    Will this be a Teapublican message for the latin vote sheeple?

  5. Grandpa says:

    It doesn’t matter. The world is going to end in 2012 anyway.

  6. seetheblacksun says:

    Mexican warlocks will make more predictions for less money.

  7. Horizontal says:

    “…he also predicted, incorrectly, that a Latin American leader would be assassinated.”

    If they were poisoned and aren’t dead yet, does that count?

    • e? says:

      What if they already had blasts from the cancer machine and just haven’t noticed the tumor yet?

  8. hwo says:

    Who the hell is this guy?

  9. I just donated $250.00 to Ron Paul to help Restore America Now! You can donate too at http://ronpaul2012.com.

    Only 26,000 to break 6 million to win.

    Screw the warlock, do it for USa

    • ± says:

      The only thing for sure is that if an R or D governance is re-affirmed by the sheeple leaving the voting booths; they have continued the destruction of the country.

    • So what says:

      Did Cain give you your money back? You seem to have a lot to spare on lost causes.

      • If i didn’t have some pressing balloon payments to make, I’d give lots more.

        the limit to him, and more to the pacs.

        He’s been a prophet on lots of things, including todays news of shrinking the military…

        Can’t afford to police the world…

        Can’t wait for Paul to finish the job.

        • Dr Spearmint Fur says:

          You have pressing balloon payments? Yup, you’re a real live Austrian economic libertarian all right.

    • Dallas says:

      I’m not so sure Ron Paul wants your kiss of death support. Your track record is on par with that of Dr Kevorkian.

      Support Santorum. He’s the Christian Taliban favorite.

  10. e? says:

    What a relief. Don’t even have to hold an election now that the outcome is known!

  11. EstCstCrkPt says:

    Someone get that guy a NA Red Book.

    I also noticed the word red in pREDicted.

  12. Cursor_ says:

    Well as they say a sandwich is just a sandwich.

    But a manwich is a warlock.



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