Well, that takes care of that.

Mexico’s Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election and two more Latin American leaders would be diagnosed with cancer, in a traditional New Year’s forecast Tuesday.
The Grand Warlock, also known as Antonio Vazquez, […] claims to have a 75-80 percent accuracy rate, last year said the euro would weaken and recession would return to developed economies but he also predicted, incorrectly, that a Latin American leader would be assassinated.

  1. msbpodcast says:

    Where’s Harry Potter?

    He’s a fictional character, made up, he doesn’t exist, god-like in his appeal to human naivetée.

    Tell the self-professed warlock to KMFA.

  2. Amazing! says:

    Is this the same guy who’s told people that to protect themselves from the drug wars in Mexico they needed to brush raw egg on their faces?

    • msbpodcast says:

      Yeah, I can see why that’d work.

      Because even a Mexican rapist/killer/psychopath on crack would wonder if you were just too crazy to get near and, worse, if it was catching…

  3. Kent says:

    Wizard Adam Curry can beat that.

  4. Dallas says:

    Will this be a Teapublican message for the latin vote sheeple?

  5. Grandpa says:

    It doesn’t matter. The world is going to end in 2012 anyway.

  6. seetheblacksun says:

    Mexican warlocks will make more predictions for less money.

  7. Horizontal says:

    “…he also predicted, incorrectly, that a Latin American leader would be assassinated.”

    If they were poisoned and aren’t dead yet, does that count?

    • e? says:

      What if they already had blasts from the cancer machine and just haven’t noticed the tumor yet?

  8. hwo says:

    Who the hell is this guy?

  9. e? says:

    What a relief. Don’t even have to hold an election now that the outcome is known!

  10. EstCstCrkPt says:

    Someone get that guy a NA Red Book.

    I also noticed the word red in pREDicted.

  11. Cursor_ says:

    Well as they say a sandwich is just a sandwich.

    But a manwich is a warlock.



Bad Behavior has blocked 19509 access attempts in the last 7 days.