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Tarkovsky fans.
I guess the kids couldn’t wait for the inheritance, but the joke is on them we don’t have insurance.
We showed them.
They’re almost Doukhobors. (They’ve still got clothes on.)
OR they’re protesting Monsanto
OR that was one HELL of a party
OR “<giggling> Aw shucks Lauraline, I’m getting a massive case of the munchies since the DEA guys showed up and got little Timmy’ stash.“.
Let’s see if the insurance company will pay for that leaky roof NOW!
OR . . .
Bonnie and Clyde narrowly escape another assassination attempt by the FBI.
Damn! I didn’t mean to turn up the heat THAT high!
American Gothic, 2012
exactly what i thought
We should have donated to the local fire company.
The 21,000 acre blaze which has so far blackened portions of four States started so innocently.
At first she thought it was too late in life for an affair. Then she thought it was too late in life for a pregnancy. Then she new it was too late to get an abortion… Hank had no such qualms when it came to post late term.
Anthropogenic Local Warming.
Good one.
We were burning the mortgage and suddenly….
WE decided to roll around in the hay and Martha is so dry down there it caused a bit of love friction n’ the next thing we know the whole place was burning up!
As they sing, “Burning Down The House”.
Home fires burning.
Noun 1. barnburner – someone who burns down a barn
arsonist, firebug, incendiary – a criminal who illegally sets fire to property
2. barnburner – an impressively successful event; “the rock concert was a real barnburner”
colloquialism – a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
success – an event that accomplishes its intended purpose; “let’s call heads a success and tails a failure”; “the election was a remarkable success for the Whigs”
You’re supposed to burn the mortgage!
Damm you Harold, I told you to not light that fart!
One of those Reverse Mortgages marketed to the elderly. Instead of burning the Mortgage they burn the house?