Researchers have used surveys, imaging scans and biopsies of women, all trying to locate and define the presumably orgasmic area on the vaginal wall known as the G-spot. Based on a review of 96 published studies, an Israeli and American research team came to one conclusion.

“Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist,” said Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky, a urology resident at Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut, and lead author of the review, published Jan. 12 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
“I think that the bulk of the evidence shows that the G-spot is not a particular thing. It’s not like saying, ‘What is the thyroid gland?’” Komisaruk said. “The G-spot is more of a thing like New York City is a thing. It’s a region, it’s a convergence of many different structures.”
“We don’t even have orgasm all figured out yet, I don’t why we would expect to have the G-spot figured out,” Herbenick said.

There you have it, men. Tell her the G-spot is like New York City and you’re a cab driver who can’t speak English well enough to know how to get her to her desired destination. Or learn how to ride a unicycle. Uh… No idea where I’m going with this…

  1. #37--bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist AND long time member of the Junior Justice League says:

    Mostly on the spot: “Sometimes my life seems to be a never ending succession of unhappy women.” Friedrich Nietzsche.


  2. Glenn E. says:

    So in the wake of the Concordia disaster, and their after-thoughtful refund. Will all those who wasted their money on books claiming to know the location and manipulation of the “G Spot”, get a refund? Or perhaps just a 30% discount on the next lame self-help book of questionable authority.

  3. LibertyLover says:

    “I would be happy to give you some advice on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know.”

    Jean-Luc Picard

  4. JimD, Boston, MA says:

    Al Bundy of Married with Children – to his son Bud: “Greater minds than ours have tried to understand women and failed – Aristotle and Socarates gave up and became Scout Masters !

    • pedro says:

      And since all rules need an exception, that’d explain why Dallas is such a dumb Scout Master.