Could this New Movie Be Worse than
Starship Troopers 3?
By John C Dvorak Friday February 10, 2012
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24 Got Obama Elected, Ready for Palin draft 2012?
Cool.
Actually I just turn off my higher order mental faculties and enjoy the heck out of this utter rubbish/fantasy. ?;^)
Ditto
Sounds like fun to turn off the higher mental faculties and go see what looks like some good special effects and warped creativity. In fact, I might actually peel off a saw buck for a ticket (rather than wait to see it online). It can’t be a whole lot worse than “Rocky Horror Picture Show” or “Dude, Where’s My Car”. Right?
Thanks, BillyDe. Mel Brooks was (is) a comedy genius. The Producers was one of his best.
If I remember correctly, this movie was a collaborative creation by volunteers on the internet. I think the people behind it did a Startrek spoof about ten years ago.
Here you go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sky
Any movie with Sarah Palin in it must be a spoof.
Udo Kier
Mini Biography
Udo Kier was born October 14, 1944 in Cologne, Germany, during World War II. His entrance was just as dramatic as some of his roles. On the evening of his birth Udo’s mother requested extra time with her new baby. The nurses had gathered all of the other babies and returned them to the nursery when the hospital was bombed. He and his mother were rescued from underneath the rubble. Udo didn’t know much about his father. When Udo was 18 he moved to Britian in order to learn the English language.
http://imdb.com/name/nm0001424/bio
Udo wants revenge.
Starship Trooper actually tried to be good, though misguided, so I kinda give it a pass.
Want something worse? Every Saturday night, the made for SyFy channel movie. It’s hard to make Ed Wood’s classic, Robot Monster, look good, but they seem to be able to do it, time after time.
UncDave: The first sci-fi movie I remember seeing was Forbidden Planet and I’ve been hooked on such movies ever since. You know the good thing about Syfy made-for-TV movies? They are so consistently bad, you never feel bad for missing one.
Hah! Thats an excellent point. Hadn’t noticed I feel exactly the same way. That, and the assumption it will be on later.
First Sci-Fi I remember is “Beast from 40 Thousand Fathoms.” Had nightmares for years after that.
Saw it again a few years ago. Pure Bleeck!
Same with most horror shows these days. The image in the mirror, the person behind the refrigerator door when it gets closed. The loud noise from nowhere still gets me but thats because it can’t be anticipated. All pretty much hokum now.
Still not comfortable in total darkness, but thats another story.
SyFy seems to be embracing the cheese factor in their Saturday made for TV movies. They even had a contest, “Name the monster and we’ll make the movie.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you “Sharktopus!”
AWESOME!
This looks like a Uwe Boll movie. Oh, Udo Kier why in another Schiza-fest?
Come on, Nazi’s in space?
Who could possibly have a problem with this. Reminds of the Star Trek Enterprise arc where time traveller Nazi’s have laser Stuka’s attack the starship.
lol.. i never thought the iron sky project would get the funding, let alone jump from the net to the big screen.. this should be a great spoof-movie.
And like the Powers That Were like to say:
“The Movie is the message”
-s