So all you wanna-be mass murderers listen up! Get your Facebook on before stocking up on guns and ammo!

According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, not having a facebook account should be the first sign that you are a mass murderer. […] As examples they use Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who used myspace instead of facebook (or as they put it, “largely invisible on the web”, haha @ myspace), and the newer Aurora shooter who used adultfriendfinder instead of facebook. So being social on any other website isn’t good enough, it has to be specifically facebook that people are using.

But what about people who commit murders because of FB? So, both being on and not being on Facebook is bad? AAAggghhh!!!

A father who was upset after a Tennessee couple deleted his adult daughter as a friend on Facebook has been charged in the shooting deaths of the couple, authorities said Wednesday.



  1. Cephus says:

    Hey, I don’t have accounts on *ANY* social media sites, nor do I want any. I guess I’m about ready to snap! Watch out!

    • Lions_Den says:

      Yeah, I HATE any of the social networking sites. I hate feeling like I need to keep something up to date for friends, family or whatever. I just don’t have a ton to say to people. If I have anything to say, I will say it in comments on the sites that I read.

  2. Yahweh says:

    If after this you still refuse to listen and still remain hostile toward me, then I will give full vent to my hostility. I will punish you seven times over for your sins. You will eat the flesh of your own sons and daughters.

    I will destroy your pagan shrines and cut down your incense altars. I will leave your corpses piled up beside your lifeless idols, and I will despise you. I will make your cities desolate and destroy your places of worship, and I will take no pleasure in your offerings of incense.

    Yes, I myself will devastate your land. Your enemies who come to occupy it will be utterly shocked at the destruction they see. I will scatter you among the nations and attack you with my own weapons. Your land will become desolate, and your cities will lie in ruins.

    Then at last the land will make up for its missed Sabbath years as it lies desolate during your years of exile in the land of your enemies. Then the land will finally rest and enjoy its Sabbaths. As the land lies in ruins, it will take the rest you never allowed it to take every seventh year while you lived in it.

    Leviticus 26:27-35

    I am a proven mass murderer and I do not have a Facebook account.

  3. deowll says:

    What these dweebs are really saying is that anyone that doesn’t see the world through their filters is insane and needs to be locked up only they aren’t wise enough to even see their own bigotry.

    If you haven’t noticed the US government is apparently getting ready for major riots. Exactly what they are up to that they expect to trigger such events hasn’t been revealed as yet. Of course when we hit the debt spiral like Greece and Spain have it is more or less a forgone conclusion that such events will occur but unless they are called in the Fed. Gov. is supposed to leave it to the states to handle such events. Of course Obama often doesn’t respect laws that get in his way.

  4. msbpodcast says:

    I sort of have very neglected accounts on all these sites…

    I frankly got bored of the whole social media crap. I’m fucking bored with the anti-social/mass media too. I get my news from doing “comparison shopping” my information on the web and the internet.

    Does that mean that I’m a negligent-homicidal maniac?

    • Yahweh says:

      Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

      Philemon 20

  5. jpfitz says:

    JCD please consider blocking the troll spewing hate and nonsense.

  6. orchidcup says:

    I don’t do Twitter. I don’t do Google+. I don’t do LinkedIn. I don’t do MySpace. I don’t do Facebook.

    Therefore, I am weird.

    There are various statistics that account for social media usage and effectiveness for individuals worldwide. Some of the most recent statistics are as follows:

    Social networking now accounts for 22% of all time spent online in the US.

    A total of 234 million people age 13 and older in the U.S. used mobile devices in December 2009.

    Twitter processed more than one billion tweets in December 2009 and averages almost 40 million tweets per day.

    Over 25% of U.S. internet page views occurred at one of the top social networking sites in December 2009, up from 13.8% a year before.

    Australia has some of the highest social media usage in the world. In usage of Facebook, Australia ranks highest, with over 9 million users spending almost 9 hours per month on the site.

    The number of social media users age 65 and older grew 100 percent throughout 2010, so that one in four people in that age group are now part of a social networking site.

    As of May 2012 Facebook has 901 million users.

    Social media has overtaken pornography as the No. 1 activity on the web.

    In June 2011, it was reported that iPhone applications hit 1 billion in nine months, and Facebook added 100 million users in less than 9 months.

    If Facebook were a country it would be the world’s 3rd largest in terms of population, larger even than the US.

    In June 2011, it was also reported that U.S. Department of Education study revealed that online students out-performed those receiving face-to-face instruction.

    YouTube is the second largest search engine in the world.
    In four minutes and 26 seconds 100+ hours of video will be uploaded to YouTube.

    1 out of 8 couples married in the U.S. last year met via social media according to statistics released June 2011.

    1 in 6 higher education students are enrolled in an online curriculum.

    In November 2011, it was reported Indians spend more time on social media than on any other activity on the Internet.

    According to a report by Nielsen:

    “In the U.S. alone, total minutes spent on social networking sites has increased 83 percent year-over-year. In fact, total minutes spent on Facebook increased nearly 700 percent year-over-year, growing from 1.7 billion minutes in April 2008 to 13.9 billion in April 2009, making it the No. 1 social networking site for the month.”

    Social media is the new normal, so it makes sense that mass murderer psychopath weirdos will hang out elsewhere.

  7. The0ne says:

    F..ace…boo..k hmm, I seem to recall my nephews and nieces using something like that. Dang, you guys are so going to get screwed by me!!! Who knew lol

  8. sargasso_c says:

    Anonymise your handle and disable location services. Use someone else’s profile photo. Give a dummy email address. Then wonder why nobody want’s to follow you.

  9. Glenn E. says:

    So this is how the FBI tries to get everyone else to sign up for FB. By scaring them into being labeled as potential mass murder suspects, for not being signed up. At what point, I wonder, does it become mandatory, by law? So the govt can keep tabs on you? After all, if you’re not doing anything illegal, what do you have to hide? Or why are you hiding at all? Privacy is dead, according to some media wags. It’s all part of the price of progress, that say. You’re non-voluntary assigned FB account, could be that one step closer move to the “mark of the beast”. I’m sure Soviet citizens were told glowing reasons for why their privacy was invaded, in order to protect them, too.

  10. disinpho says:

    Anders Behring Breivik did have a facebook, and it changed mysteriously after his arrest. Google it!

    • orchidcup says:

      On the Facebook page attributed to him, Mr Breivik describes himself as a Christian and a conservative. It listed his interests as hunting, body building and freemasonry. His profile also listed him as single. The page has since been taken down.

      Police chief Svinung Sponheim said that internet posting by Breivik suggested he has “some political traits directed toward the right, and anti-Muslim views”.

      Police officials have also said that the suspect appeared to have posted on websites with Christian fundamentalist tendencies.

      Oh I get it. There is a conspiracy to make Christian fundamentalists appear to be wacko extremists.

      Christian fundamentalists don’t need a conspiracy to accomplish that goal.

      Mr. Breivik is not much different from an abortion clinic bomber that kills abortion clinic workers to make the point that people have a right to life.

  11. Chris Mac says:

    if i don’t squash your head. i’ll make sure you die of old age

  12. NobodySpecial says:

    That’s why I always dance around the neighborhood in a dress playing a polka.

    You know how after a serial killer is caught – the neighbors always say “he was very quite and kept himself to himself!”

  13. any excuse. any f***ing excuse to turn regular folks into the enemy. that is what those zombie apocolypse exercises are for…


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