So OK, we all know money doesn’t fall from the sky … but Brandon Tudor is hoping for a little manna from heaven after a bird decided to plop an unexpected gift on the windshield of his car.

Call him a bird brain if you want, but the guy says the dropping bears a strong resemblance to music icon Michael Jackson. And for the next week he’s going to try selling it — yes, the glass window will be included — on eBay.

“One of two things will happen,” predicted Tudor, an Oswego salesman and father of three. “It will go for an astronomical amount or I’ll get nothing”…

Tudor, 29, says he was driving along U.S. 30 near Big Rock on Wednesday afternoon with his girlfriend and daughters when the free-falling waste splattered onto the windshield of his 1996 Cadillac Seville. He immediately saw the resemblance to the eccentric long-haired singer in his, well, eccentric long-haired years. It was a likeness that became more obvious “after it hardened.”

“Everybody loves it,” he says. “There’s not one person who’s seen it that doesn’t agree it looks like Michael Jackson”…

Like PT Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”



  1. Anonomous says:

    Poop that looks like Michael Jackson?!

    What’s the difference?

  2. Is That Really You? says:

    I also see Obama facing to the left with a black background. Go figure.

  3. AdmFubar says:

    only problem is this “image” has Michael’s old nose.

  4. orchidcup says:

    Looks like Keanu Reeves to me.

  5. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    Nope–I see Hitler with a clown nose.

    • Dallas says:

      I kinda see Hitler’s high school picture with a little chest hair showing. How 70’s

  6. orchidcup says:

    If you make your eyes blur a little bit, it looks like bird poop.

  7. Bombs Away says:

    Man, this sh*t is better than tea leaves!

    I’m going to start reading my windshield before hitting the wiper squirt button.

  8. Grandpa says:

    You’re all wrong. It looks like an 8 1/2 pound baby Jesus. Only the blessed can see it though.

  9. Supreme Ultrahuman (I see the comment system is still designed for retards.) says:

    Nancy Pelosi’s stool after a good Mexican meal.

  10. denacron says:

    Looks like American politics to me.

  11. sargasso_c says:

    I see Marilyn Manson.

  12. fat happy Americans says:

    I see shit.

  13. hope? says:

    Mitten’s tax return?

  14. Peppeddu says:

    OK, this is a call to all the artists who want to be rich.

    Get you paintbrush out, dip it into some fresh poop and start painting windshields with famous dead people’s faces.
    Make it look like it fell from the sky, call the local newspaper and afterwords sell the speciment on Ebay.

  15. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Progressives make us feel guilty about littering, smoking, hybrids, incandescent light bulbs, etc etc whatever is their latest taboo…

    But when it comes to respecting the dead and the families feelings…no way….

    Clearly progressivism is from the dark pit of hell and may every child killed by it become a cord binding them in the flame.

    • Joan Dvorak says:

      Dear Lord, please cast my enemies, Lord, into the pit of fire Lord. I have decided, Lord, that they have transgressed against you, Lord, and due to your lack of action, Lord, beseech you, Lord, to smite them mightily, Lord, so that I get my rocks off, Lord.

      • Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

        The fallacy in your retort is its was never about my enemies…

        I hope they repent before they die.

        But lets be real…its unlikely God will overlook the death of millions of unborn babies…

        I’ve read the scripture cover to cover, and don’t see God forgiving that unless there is repentance, and belief in the name of Jesus, that He is LORD, YHWH the Eternal Son, risen from the dead physically.

    • Dallas says:

      I don’t mind you having a Shit-Fil-A sandwich but stop mourning Adolf Hitler. Have some decency

      • Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

        So Michael Jackon’s family is Hitler, we can’t empathize with them…Is this a racist thing, or do you consider all mourning families like Hitler unworthy of even a moment of human compassion and respect?

    • msbpodcast says:

      Hey TEAD what is the definition of progressive, you fucking ignorant piece of garbage?

      Learn that and I might read beyond the first word of your mentally challenged rantings.

      • Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

        You define progressiveness, intolerant cursing, hateful.

        • orchidcup says:

          Signs of True Believers

          “And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

          They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.” — Mark 16:17-18

          “Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.” — Luke 10:19

  16. msbpodcast says:

    It ain’t manna, its caca. Hahaha…

  17. t0llyb0ng says:

    The image looks like MJ with a Hitler mustache doing a flaming dance.  Firebird indeed.

    “It was a likeness that became more obvious after it hardened.”

    There is a method of preserving the bird poop image in acrylic for all posterity to admire.

    Poop star art (TM)

  18. Supreme Ultrahuman (I see the comment system is still designed for retards.) says:

    Turd.

  19. Iluvchicfila says:

    It must be Great to be a Progressive A.K.A Liberal Demonrat you get to Rant and Rave and Curse, Slander and Trash anyone you don’t agree with, like our esteemed leader Saddam Hussein Obama, the IMPARTIAL MEDIA, that is Obsessed with supporting the left and HomoFascists while Cursing and Demonizing the right for committing The Crime of Thinking that because they live in America ( OMG ) THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO THEIR OWN VALUES, AND THE AUDACITY TO STAND AGAINST THE EVIL THE LEFT SUPPORTS ( OMG ) AND SAY ( HELL NO YOU WILL NEVER FORCE THAT EVIL ON THE VAST MAJORITY OF NORMAL, DECENT, MORAL AMERICANS. AMEN

  20. Iluvchicfila says:

    Here’s something I know you progressives will support, we all know that you support BABY MURDER, that became a law when the Liberal Fascists on the Supreme Court Manufactured a right to privacy for women that NEVER EXISTED ANYWHERE EXCEPT IN THEIR SICK TWISTED MINDS!!!
    Now there are groups out there who are talking about the RIGHT TO MURDER CHILDREN AFTER THEY ARE BORN AND ARE SEVERAL YEARS OLD IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEIR HAIR OR EYE COLOR OR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THEM, MAYBE MURDER A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE HIS OR HER ATTITUDE!
    This is what the Decent, Normal, Moral Vast Majority of Real Americans are Fighting Against, that and Every other Kind of Corruption ( OMG ) Like Homo-fascists who are maybe 2% of the population but want to Force their Warped, sick, and twisted values on the rest of us WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, THUS BECOMING THE VERY SAME PEOPLE BUT MUCH WORSE THAN WHAT THEY ACCUSE NORMAL PEOPLE OF DOING TO THEM, ( OMG ) IT HAS ( NOTHING TO DO WITH EQUALITY ) THEY WANT SUPERIORITY, SO THAT THEY CAN ATTACK NORMAL PEOPLE WITH THIS ROGUE GOVERNMENTS SUPPORT!!! HAVE A NICE DAY.

  21. Iluvchicfila says:

    Do you know what else Homo-fascists support, Well I will tell you, I heard this on the Radio in my car, someone had sent a Homo-fascist Magazine to the talk show host, in that Magazine was an article saying that Child Molesters should be Allowed to Live in Your Home with Their Victim because THEY LOVE YOUR CHILD MORE THAN YOU DO!! IF THIS ISN’T A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF TOTAL EVIL, THERE WILL NEVER BE ONE!!
    THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF ( THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF EVIL!!) AND IT ( ALWAY’S ) GETS WORSE NEVER BETTER!!!

    This is what Saddam Hussein Obama and biden, pelosi, reid, holder and all of THE MOST VICIOUS CRIMINAL CABINET OF ANY PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA SUPPORT, AND LETS NOT FORGET ( OUR IMPARTIAL MEDIA ) who have had their LIPS SURGICALLY ATTACHED TO HIS A$$ SINCE HE DECIDED TO RUN FOR ORIFICE!!!
    OBAMA EVOLVED TO GET THE VOTES, WHAT A CO WINK A DINK DON’T YOU THINK. To bad his initials were’nt S.O.B. IT WOULD BE PERFECT!!!

    • orchidcup says:

      Dude. That was three rants in a row. Even Bobbo doesn’t do three rants in a row.

      This must be a sign you are absolutely right, and everybody else is dead wrong.

      As soon as I figure out what you are ranting about, I will try to wrap my head around it.