So OK, we all know money doesn’t fall from the sky … but Brandon Tudor is hoping for a little manna from heaven after a bird decided to plop an unexpected gift on the windshield of his car.

Call him a bird brain if you want, but the guy says the dropping bears a strong resemblance to music icon Michael Jackson. And for the next week he’s going to try selling it — yes, the glass window will be included — on eBay.

“One of two things will happen,” predicted Tudor, an Oswego salesman and father of three. “It will go for an astronomical amount or I’ll get nothing”…

Tudor, 29, says he was driving along U.S. 30 near Big Rock on Wednesday afternoon with his girlfriend and daughters when the free-falling waste splattered onto the windshield of his 1996 Cadillac Seville. He immediately saw the resemblance to the eccentric long-haired singer in his, well, eccentric long-haired years. It was a likeness that became more obvious “after it hardened.”

“Everybody loves it,” he says. “There’s not one person who’s seen it that doesn’t agree it looks like Michael Jackson”…

Like PT Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”



  1. Iluvchicfila says:

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    • orchidcup says:

      Dude. That was three rants in a row. Even Bobbo doesn’t do three rants in a row.

      This must be a sign you are absolutely right, and everybody else is dead wrong.

      As soon as I figure out what you are ranting about, I will try to wrap my head around it.