Sunday November 4, 2012
If you were clinically dead then get up, walk and have a hunger for brains you might be a zombie.
FDA approved cures are gun blasts to the head, axe to the head, consuming fire,….
Then again, I could be wrong.
Wheres the punch-line?
I was convinced that this drivvel had a purpose…..
There is no punch-line. It’s meant to be a fun scientific exercise. Mostly only enjoyable by those who do rigorous science.
It’s scientific dry humor. It’s not meant to be ha ha humor.
sooooooo it is humor for someone that can use their brain?…..
there are several soon to be zombies that read these pages then!
No such thing as dry humor. It’s spelt, “humour”.
My bad, good catch.
My bad again, I was a little too quick to apologize
British English (e.g. colour, flavour, harbour, honour, humour, labour, neighbour, rumour) and in -or in American English (color, flavor, harbor, honor, humor, labor, neighbor, rumor).
I am American, therefore its humor!
Either way, it’s a good lesson for me.
You covered English English and American English. Now…. cover Dry Humour English.
Serious question: Do zombies have to poop? They’re eating brains all the time so you would have to assume they have to eliminate or they would endlessly grow into zombie giants. However, I’ve never seen the issue addressed.
It’s like asking, does Donald Trump poop? Has anyone seen him poop? If Donald Trump poops in the woods does it stink?
Donald Trumps shit stinks when he comes back to the city. He needs to wipe better.
He’s so full of shit, i don’t believe he does eliminate.
tuesday the voting dead will be out in full force…
run! run for your lives!!!
Diagnosing a zombie? See if they pull the lever for R or D today.
D = zombie
What’s the difference between a zombie and a liberal? You shoot a zombie in the head and it dies.
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