How’s this for performance-related pay..?

On top of the usual national pride yadda yadda blah blah, the Super Eagles’ football players will also be in line for a week of free sex from the country’s prostitutes, should they emerge victorious.

The official Association of Nigerian Prostitutes’ secretary Jessica Elvis said: “We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.

“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week of free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”

Nigeria’s Super Eagles play The Stallions of Burkina Faso, Sunday, in the Final. No doubt they’re resting up for the Final…and afterwards!



  1. dusanmal says:

    And, of course, Progressive mantra of redistribution is that AIDS and similar spread in Africa is due to the lack of contraceptives and wealth inequities… If we could just flood them with condoms, free food and money in general – they’d be fine.
    It is morals question. Not wealth, education, availability of contraception or anything else. If it is morally and socially acceptable to make this kind of an offer – AIDS epidemic is inevitable no matter the wealth, education or billions of free condoms.

    • Mayor Bloomburger says:

      “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

      Ha, ha. Soooooo much disinfomation.

      When I traveled to Ethiopia often some years back many women I met had a clear choice: prostitution or die from hunger. Most common story: husband died, therefore the village/family ejected them as an unproductive mouth to feed.

      I assume much the same all over Africa.

      Ironic those with no morals often are the champions of same.

    • stormtrooper 651 says:

      According to eidard blacks don’t count as human so there is no moral question. This is why he finds sex slavery funny and is secretly thrilled with the AIDS epidemic. The fact a girl is more likely to be raped than graduate from school in mandelas south africa is source of great pride to him.

      • bobbo, Junior Psychologist and General Gourmand says:

        Curious you take after Eideard like that. He is the most “neutral” of our Eds. Hardly ever personally contributes to a thread.

        The only “thing” I have noticed about Eideard is that he does draw the wrath from the pukes, gun nuts, and low brows.

        If I push, I think I would guess that Eideard posts more “international” news than the other Eds.

        Could it be Xenophobia that upsets you but you have nothing but a racist context from which to express such discomfort?

        • pedro says:

          You’re quite funny today Bobbo.

          The most neutral, aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

          • bobbo, Junior Psychologist and General Gourmand says:

            Well Pedro…… prove me wrong.

            Copy and paste anything Eideard has said that exposes his bias.

            Its possible, after all, I don’t read every thread every day.

            Show us what you base your conclusions on.

            I’ll wait….. but not hold my breath.

    • MikeN says:

      No, it is the lack of AIDS medicines because of greedy corporations.

      • bobbo, Junior Psychologist and General Gourmand says:

        Thats true. That was a major motivation for some French and WHO organizations to beg their domestic small pharma’s to make generic drugs for use in Africa.

        Goo to see the shades falling from your eyes.

        Should only take a few more years?

  2. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    Is that free sex for the team?…. or “everyone?” That could pay for the ticket if one is looking for sex in the country with the third highest hiv infection.

    Just saying.

  3. hans says:

    Cripes. Do Xhristians ever get laid?

    • What? The moth is always drawn to the flame? says:

      Yes, but they don’t want you to! That works well for them.

      • pedro says:

        Sounds like a loser who can’t get any if he’s not paying. Quite elitist.

        • msbpodcast says:

          Quite elitist

          No, the elite get all the sex they want, from everybody they feel like screwing over.

          Elitist is: Bend over and take it up the ass, beatch!

          • pedro says:

            Sure. And those high-priced escorts are doing that for their love to the profession, not for the money.

            You just keep on braying.

        • What? The moth is always drawn to the flame? says:

          You should know, donkey breath.

          • pedro says:

            Sure I do. Everytime someone makes a comments like yours is because their are jealous.

            In your case, you can’t get any unless you pay.

  4. Mextli says:

    Sounds great!

    HIV/AIDS is a potentially fatal virus that is the leading cause of death in Nigeria.

    http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/cis/cis_987.html#medical

  5. orchidcup says:

    If the sex is free then it cannot be considered as prostitution.

    A minor legal distinction.

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

      Good point Orchi. I’m sure Thomas Jefferson agreed once upon a time. Is raping your slaves a form of prostitution or would Old Thom call it a form of aspirational freedom?

      Quote?

      • orchidcup says:

        A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.

        The policy of American government is to leave its citizens free, neither restraining them nor aiding them in their pursuits.

        It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read.

        — Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), US Founding Father, drafted the Declaration of Independence, 3rd US President

        • bobbo, Junior Psychologist and General Gourmand says:

          “Morality is what you choose to do when you are free to do as you wish.” /// bobbo trash talking on DU (Feb 9, 2013)

          • ± says:

            If you mean this, then I agree with you:

            “[Your morality is exposed by] what you choose to do when you are free to do as you wish.”

  6. MikeN says:

    So that’s what that new spam mail is about.

  7. Benjamin says:

    Free AIDS for the Nigerian soccer team, but only if they win.

  8. adam and grive says:

    Remember Adam said vitamin C is all thats needed to cure
    AIDS. Why worry?

  9. Eideard says:

    Final score Nigeria 1 – 0 Burkina Faso. Don’t expect Victor Moses and company back in England and the EU in time for scheduled matches anytime soon.

  10. pedro says:

    Yawn!

  11. The0ne says:

    Can’t get rid of warlords and tyrants there via normal means so why not let AIDS do it. Get it to 100% and everything’s well and dandy. Go AIDS! Look how China’s killing their people. Just the pollution by itself is awesome.

  12. Somebody says:

    I’m guessing that the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes tests the talent for health and cleanliness.

    Am I detecting sour grapes here or a bit of prejudice?

    • pedro says:

      Sure they do.

      Listen, I have some cheap land I’m selling in Gobi. I’ll even give you a discount because you seem a nice enough fellow.

  13. msbpodcast says:

    I wouldn’t fuck a Nigerian hooker with pedro‘s dick, (and I don’t really care about pedro.)