The stupid boobs song on the Oscars, not withstanding…
Why do straight men devote so much headspace to those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping from women’s chests? Scientists have never satisfactorily explained men’s curious breast fixation, but now, a neuroscientist has struck upon an explanation that he says “just makes a lot of sense.”
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Hey sexy, those bulbous bags of fat drooping from your chest are rather nice and you have a spare !
Thanks for the picture. She would look good in my car, too.
I’m an ass man myself.
It makes me a more thoughtful fellow though.
Whenever I see something I’d lust after, its going the wrong way…
<sigh>
My marching song:
So, according the article, men like breasts because when we nibble the nipples, women get hornier. And horny women give up the booty. And guys like women who give up the booty. Thus, men stick around women who give up the booty.
Gee, I would never have guessed that . . .
That scientist needs to spend more time in a pub and less time in the lab.
“no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To wish to do it is reason enough. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry–lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an ‘exercise’ undertaken for health, power, or profit.”
Aldo Leopold.
Thanks for those words, some things in life might be like magic tricks, when you find out what’s behind them they’re not so interesting.
Boobs are nice, but I’ve never understood the fixation myself; it’s just not where the action is.
No, but to place an entertainment centre near a toxic waste outfall pipe show’s a clear lack of planning at the fundamental level.
Redd Foxx put it better:
Why put the dining room next to the shit house?
Like two blimps in a dead heat.
I don’t care, I just let my brain stem take me wherever I need to go.
Gives the ladies a way to get our attention.
The first thing a human being does is cry, to suck air into its lungs. The second is to suck tit. Its called oral fixation and it gets sublimated into much of the human pysche: the need to belong. Society becomes one big tit from which we draw comfort.
….. and its all genetics. Reject the tit, and you die.
Ipso Dipso.
So bobbo what your saying is. Facebook is the largest tit in the universe ?
Heh…..you mean Facebook “as society?” No….Facedbook would be more Society’s Trash Heap would it not? Or some other minor function getting only as close as “the illusion of society?”
That would be my call anyway.
Thanks for the mammaries.
I saw this picture years ago, but never this high quality. I’m just going to spend the rest of the night staring at it, until the wife comes home.
“not all men are attracted to them….”? say whu? Sorry, not buying that statement. Then again, all you have to do is tell a guy he can’t have something and, heh, he’ll want it.
Women with extra-large mammaries have physiological problems their entire lives. Imagine having to carry around that much luggage all the time. They have lower back issues and extreme sagging issues as they get older, not to mention the stretch marks.
They have psychological issues as well. Men don’t appreciate them for their mind, so they become mere sex objects and play toys for wealthy narcissistic and shallow men.
I made all of that up.
I love big squishy boobs and nice round asses.
You got me. Lol.
And now that stupid baby got back song is stuck in my head. Thanks mspod.
I can’t believe all you guys have gone this long and not one of you said you’d do her. (Sorry, I know you wouldn’t Dallas.)
I’d do her until my dick fell off, then just nuzzle those funbags until I died a happy man.
While we enjoy a brief interlude of honesty, I must admit I would do her too.
If I felt like I could get away with it and the wife would never find out.
All yours. 🙂
I wish and thanks.
I dated a flat as a board babe and one melonliscious like the one pictured. They both were about the same… totally obsessed over their chestal areas. First one could shop for clothes pretty easily but other than that they were about the same. Of the two, the flat chested one was more fun. She could “do” more things rather than get off balance and fall over. (!?!). Probably nothing to do with the tits though.
Pros and Cons….. to EVERYTHING!!!
Me too. I didn’t know what to do with two handfuls of one breast, forgive me I was a bit naive. I also was with a flat chested woman who was more fun and secure about her chest.
I’ll tell ya though when you go out to dinner with the bigger chested woman all the straight men do stare.
Our experiences and appreciations are about the same. Gets tiresome trying to ignore the attention of interloping sex fiends. In my case, the flat chested woman was extraordinarily beautiful, dyed blond with green eyes. Her one year older sister was a real trip. She couldn’t have boy friends at home because they all tried to use her to get to know her sister.
Fun while it lasted, but I knew I was still early in rotation. Same as it ever was.
“♫ If you want to be happy for the rest of your life… make an ugly woman your wife.” //// Ha, ha.
Those old damn pro’s and con’s.
If I had tits like those, I’d never leave my room.
The woman pictured is Anna Song.
You’r welcome.
Shnikes, they ARE real.
Another angle:
http://s1.wallls.com/images/2/1152×864/wallls.com-14175.jpg
That’s weird. I have one page open with the image, and when I click on that directly, it gives me a 404-error.
I thought they were for the big reach-around when she on all four.
Who the hell is looking at the reflection in the window!!! Must be gay.
Boobs like those are weapons of mass distraction. I hope that car isn’t moving since she isn’t wearing her seatbelt.
I would read the post, except I can’t seem to read past the photo for some reason…
It’s like Everest.
Because they are there.
I think guys are hard wired to be attracted to the breasts of young females especially when they are in motion and equally hard wired to want to look anywhere but at the chest of a female whose breasts have flattened out the way a female who has nursed a kid or two without frontal support will.
The first is ready to have your babies and the other has already had her babies and if you buy in you will most likely end up raising another guy’s kids rather than your kids so it computes.
Someone took a lot of time manipulating the original into the final photo. I wish to add my thanks to the digital artist, whoever he/she is.
I’m trying to figure out how those sleeves work.
No you’re not.
I’m sorry, could you repeat the question please?
Can we do a segment on male Olympic swimmers? Everybody likes those.
But there is a growing conviction, notably in Canada, that paedophilia should probably be classified as a distinct sexual orientation, like heterosexuality or homosexuality. Two eminent researchers testified to that effect to a Canadian parliamentary commission last year, and the Harvard Mental Health Letter of 2010 stated baldly that paedophilia “is a sexual orientation” and therefore “unlikely to change.”
Poor girl. Those things are a burden.
Yeah a burden that will earn her at least a million more over her lifetime