Durex just announced what it’s calling “Fundawear”, which ostensibly stands for “fun underwear” but which Durex believes will eventually come to mean “article of clothing that is fun like once ever and until you realize what horror you’ve wreaked in your pants and never want to talk about it again.”

The undergarments are loaded with touch technology, and are controlled by a smartphone app—an iPhone in the demo videos—that knows what gender your partner is. The app has diagrams of your partner’s crotch, which you drag your finger across to stimulate their actual crotch from wherever you are in the world.



  1. sargasso_c says:

    A bit late for April Fools?

  2. Captain Obvious says:

    Or you could, you know, get a date.

  3. BigBoyBC says:

    Steve Jobs must be spinning in his grave.

  4. Peppeddu says:

    … and when someone will try to go thru airport security with that thing on, we will hear about it in the news.
    “remove all your electronic devices” 🙂

  5. Mextli says:

    “…knows what gender your partner is”

    Don’t the au courant think that’s all in the mind anyway?

  6. Benjamin says:

    How is this a good idea?

    Is it sexual assault to hack this app?

    Someone is going to use this underwear to remote detonate a bomb.

  7. Admfubar says:

    Fundawear, it’s orgasmictronic!

    plugs in theremin and plays Beach Boy’s “Good Vibrations”

    • noname says:

      Yes and you’ll have Fun, fun, fun ’til daddy hacks in and takes the T-Bird away!

  8. Uncle Patso says:

    I can’t see how these things could be machine-washable.

    I also can’t see taking them to the dry cleaner.

    • noname says:

      Best stain removal is a heavy wash with good detergent with fabric softener and no dry cleaning.

  9. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    “I think I’m turning Japanese, turning Japanese…”

  10. mojo says:

    iFondle

  11. Dick Head says:

    Talk about catching a VIRUS or getting HACKED!

    OUCH!!!

    This also reminds me of that one episode of “The Big Bang Theory” where they made remote kissing devices (where Howard and Raj tested it out in front of Leonard). Now, all we need is a data glove or two and we may see a whole new virtual sex ndustry pop up! (Get it? “pop up”!) It would also make me wonder wonder what the DMCA might say about it too!

  12. Daniel Kaiser says:

    Jock TWICH?

    American Raspberry Pi?

    I/O I/O?

    80211.Pee?

    Port Forwarding?

    Multi Touch?

    Hack “n” Sack?

  13. Lee says:

    Hi
    The first thought that occurred to me was who is going to wear these knowing that they are at the mercy of whoever has control of the I phone. Then I thought this could really take off as a novelty item.

    Made me laugh thanks lee

  14. Com123and4 says:

    There has been no better pairing of a picture and a news article in a long time.

  15. Jason Waver says:

    Please, please tell me this isn’t real life.


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