Let’s write an NSA song. Based on Santa Claus is coming to town.

OK – I’ll start.

You better watch out.

You better not hide.

Better be a patriot I’m telling you why.

Homeland Security is coming to town.

They’re making a list and checking it twice.

Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

Homeland Security is coming – to town.

You finish it ….. Maybe make a YouTube video?


  1. denacron says:

    They are making a list and droning you twice!

  2. Not Bill Russell says:

    OH, COME ON! There’s a TON of way better political songs than this. Having a slow Thursday or something? I’d be willing to bet a parody of “Santa Clause is Coming to Town” has already been done more than once — too!

    If I get the urge, I’ll do some “digging” since I know no one here has the stomach (let alone, any talent) to come up with a song that lambastes their favorite “liberal intelligence” agency. (Talk about an oxymoron!) Seems the best suggestion has already been made — just replace the words “Santa Clause” with “NSA”.

    But if you want a real laugh then check this out (on sale at Amazon for 99-cents)…


    That’s just one track by one artist who has like 20+ albums. I didn’t even try to search for anyone with any talent. (Seems you don’t need talent to be in the music business — you just need to be a good Doctor Seuss impressionist who uses lots of bad words.)

  3. jpfitz says:

    SUN, JUN 16
    Big Brother’s Prying Eyes •6:00 PM •11:30 PM


    Looks interesting.

  4. Jason says:

    They’re making list,

    checking it twice,

    they’re MAKE UP who’s been naughty or nice!

  5. Jason says:

    they’ll MAKE UP who’s been naughty or nice!




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