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DENVER (CBS4) – A CBS4 investigation has learned that two Transportation Security Administration screeners at Denver International Airport have been fired after they were discovered manipulating passenger screening systems to allow a male TSA employee to fondle the genital areas of attractive male passengers.

It happened roughly a dozen times, according to information gathered by CBS4.

According to law enforcement reports obtained during the CBS4 investigation, a male TSA screener told a female colleague in 2014 that he “gropes” male passengers who come through the screening area at DIA. Although the TSA learned of the accusation on Nov. 18, 2014 via an anonymous tip from one of the agency’s own employees, reports show that it would be nearly three months before anything was done. According to the report, the TSA investigator then watched a male passenger enter the scanner at DIA “and observed (the female TSA agent) press the screening button for a female. The scanner alerted to an anomaly, and Higgins observed (the male TSA screener) conduct a pat down of the passenger’s front groin and buttocks area with the palm of his hands, which is contradictory to TSA searching policy.”

And as usual no criminal charges for our overlords, ever, from the top down.



  1. Dave says:

    Now to get rid of all the fondling entirely. It doesn’t make it any less of a molestation if the male fondling a male is drawn to women.

  2. noname says:

    TSA please improve your service… more pumping, grinding and less pat down. Show us who is boss!:
    “(the male TSA screener) conduct a pat down of the passenger’s front groin and buttocks area with the palm of his hands, which is contradictory to TSA searching policy.”

  3. Work the pockets says:

    Yank my doodle, it’s a dandy!

  4. Ah_Yea says:

    Now that explains my last trip to the airport!!

  5. Ah_Yea says:

    Hey, Trivia time!

    Question: Who is that guy waiting in line in the back?

    Answer: Derek from Spinal Tap!

    http://metacafe.com/watch/mv-k8NbB/this_is_spinal_tap_derek_fails_the_security_check/

    (starts at 54 seconds)

  6. Hank says:

    Who is getting back in line for seconds?

    • noname says:

      Can’t stop or get enough of those gloves!

      The sense of state security and feel of TSA blue hands reaching out, palms gliding, fingers piercing, poking and brushing across my junk….

      The ecstasy of connection and the agony of separation, I gotta go back for more!

      • ± says:

        I read the article at the *gloves* link. It was obviously written by someone who HAS the glove fettish. I couldn’t care less about gloves, but after reading that, I want to fuck one.

  7. ± says:

    FLOL at the picture you chose! {molested/irradiated}

  8. Marc Pugner says:

    don’t tell the airlines, they’ll start charging a groping fee.

    • spsffan says:

      Indeed. If the airlines had had sufficient security measures in place, there would never have been a TSA.

      • Stuck Behind a Pot Head says:

        Interesting you mention that because before 9/11, the security company in charge of DIA was a company called WACKENHUT!

        I’m dead serious. DIA’s security was once handled by a company called WHACKENHUT! And believe it or not, that company is still around handling security for Denver’s bus and light rail company RTD, which we all know stands for Reason To Drive.

  9. Ah_Yea says:

    Fly the friendly skies.

  10. Likes2LOL says:

    Give them an inch — or 6 inches — and the TSA will try to take a mile…

  11. spsffan says:

    All of which reminds me of an old saying:

    “Straight? So is spaghetti until you warm it up.”

    snicker

  12. Boo says:

    The job didn’t pan out. Pot industry needs heads and hands. The flying circus will go on without them. You can be a share economy pot delivery boy. World needs more consultants. Borrow their watches to tell them the time and walk off with the watches. You can be in politics!

  13. GreenZone says:


    Jungian psychology
    Many reviewers have compared the plot to Jungian psychology.[9][12][13][14] Carl Jung wrote that the waking and dream states are both necessary in the quest for meaning, and Caden seems to exist in a blend of the two. Kaufman has said, “I think the difference is that a movie that tries to be a dream has a punchline and the punchline is: it was a dream.”[9] Another concept in Jungian psychology is the four steps to self-realization: becoming conscious of the shadow (recognizing the constructive and destructive sides), becoming conscious of the anima and animus (where a man becomes conscious of his female component and a woman becomes conscious of her male component), becoming conscious of the archetypal spirit (where humans take on their mana personalities), and finally self-realization, where a person is fully aware of the ego and the self. Caden seems to go through all four of these stages. When he hires Sammy, he learns of his true personality and becomes more aware of himself. He becomes aware of his anima when he replaces himself with Ellen. In taking on the role of Ellen, he becomes conscious of the archetypal spirit and finally realizes truths about his life and about love. ”
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synecdoche,_New_York

    Maybe he thought they thought he was a she. Hire more people to watch the people watching the people. Who said flying was ever safe? The economy is turning into an Ellen spectacle. He can make more money with a pot farm than an airport insecurity job.


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