PHOENIX, AZ — Apparition’s of Jesus have appeared on walls and in chapels. Now, in Arizona, a patient at a dentist’s office says he sees one on an x-ray. The dentist, and staff at a Phoenix dentist’s office agree that the x-ray contains an image resembling Jesus.
The patient came in for a routine exam on Tuesday and when the x-ray was developed, he saw the image of Jesus. The patient describes himself as a devout Christian, but says he’s never before seen Jesus in an x-ray.
| I guess that means that Jesus is in this guy’s gum. |
Nah. That’s just Gaius Baltar.
I thought it was this likeable fellow.
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Looks more like osama bin laden to me. Wow… maybe Osama is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and he and god are pissed of at the US!
Jesus? Osama? Really? I think it looks like Chuck Norris, personally. And to be honest, I would rather have a picture of Chuck Norris hidden in my teeth than Jesus.
I’m at a real disadvantage here because apparently I’m the only one who’s never actually seen the real Jesus, so I can’t judge the accuracy of the image in the x-ray.
My Lord and My God !
I must have this relic, pass me a bone saw.
Isn’t toast and cheese and xrays an inefficient way to convince people you exist? How about 30 seconds during half-time at the Super Bowl. No?
It’s probably just that real ugly dental assistant.
Like the religion, it is all in his head.
Funny how Jesus always looks Italian.
This checkup might have been perfect, but there’s a lot of amalgam in that mouth, along with a crown and root canal.
#10 – Like the religion, it is all in his head.
Amen. Some people take illegal drugs, others get off on sitting on their Jesus driveway smudge, holding their Jesus shrimp tail and their Jesus toasted bread, watching their Virgin Mary carport and Virgin Mary on the garage wall, and knowing that in the kitchen they’ve got Jesus on a door. Religion sure is a strong mind-altering mental drug that often turn violent. Strangely enough it’s still legal…
The image everyone finds everyplace looks exactly like Jesus did when he posed for his mid-EVIL portraits by all the greats. It must herald a second coming, but wait Osama bin Laden looks a lot like Jesus in his latest video. Could it be? No not really! Is Homer Simpson right when he supposes that we have picked the wrong religion and every Sunday god just gets more and more pissed?
I think it’s Gumby.
#13, Jag,
It’s 10:00. I think I should head out to the grocery store before church lets out. The busiest time of the week for shopping is when the church crowd hit the Sunday Brunch Buffet then the grocery stores for their weekly “vitils”. Fine for them not to work on Sunday, as long as they can get others to work.
I guess that means that Jesus is in this guy’s gum……
I think he’s actually up his nose… 🙂
#16 – Mr. Fusion – Fine for them not to work on Sunday, as long as they can get others to work.
Hey, it’s religious folks… double standards is part of the package… 😉
Good luck with the shopping… and if it isn’t the religious folks filling up the stores on the weekends, you can bet the senior citizens will be there.
Ah finally a religous story that has some teeth in it.
I think this is simply Jesus reminding us all to take good care of our gums and teeth, because they have to last us until we go to heaven. Even the Lord wants us to have good dental health.
Billy, did you brush your teeth?
Jesus is watching.
Chuck Norris
Sam Kinison
interesting. says this patient just came in on tuesday! i’ve had this exact panoramic film in my lecture files for well over a year, and i’ve used it several times as a segway divider to break up the monotony (i’m a dentist). this thing went around the internet a long while back. this is absolutely nothing new.
gary
Its amazing what you can see when the thought of money comes around.
It always reminds me of the piece of toast with an image of the Coast to Coast ( the show that Art Bell had ) George Norry. ” I went to the washroom and when i came back..”
The piece of toast ( that brown sugar) was used to make an image sold for some huge sum. Later it turned out that most of the buyers had backed out and the toast went for a tiny portion of its asking price.
It’s amazing what money will do to people.
The patient did come in on Tuesday… a year ago.
It’s amazing that people think they’ve found an image of Jesus when there are no actual surviving images, whether painted, carved or left burning under a bush somewhere. And yes, Jesus is often thought of as of Arabic descent, as is Ben Laden, so there is probably a certain resemblance.
And as for the American Middle East policies, I doubt that future historians will look upon US as the good guys.
Looks like Steve Jobs 20 years ago…………..
Thats actually a pretty good pic of jesus. Does this mean the end is near?
Its a totaly faked image in order to draw some excitement….