1. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Look! George W. Bush learned to drive a Segway! Damn, he might make a decent president yet.

  2. Les says:

    I think W. fell off one? At least this chimp can ride it.

  3. Mac Guy says:

    I wonder if Woz has seen this yet.

  4. Peter iNova says:

    See, John. Even you could…

  5. Ben says:

    Les said, on October 21st, 2008 at 10:11 am
    “I think W. fell off one? At least this chimp can ride it.”

    You might really want to get out of the habit of comparing the President to a chimp?

  6. Lou says:

    I think you are a chump if you buy a Segway.

  7. Greg Allen says:

    That’s a pretty select group: people who own BOTH a Segway and a chimp.

    But, if I had both, I’d definitely teach the one to drive the other. Who wouldn’t?

  8. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Why Lou?

  9. deowll says:

    Seems simple enough to me. Put the peddle to the metal and jump off just before the impact.

  10. Hugh Ripper says:

    All they need to do is train it to do mobile phone texting while driving and the transformation to human will be complete.

  11. Zybch says:

    #5 why? Bush totally IS a chimp, albeit one who still hasn’t climbed far enough up the evolutionary ladder to master the segway. Not surprising as hes one of the nutballs who think the earth is 6000 years old and that this should be taught as fact in schools.

  12. Stars & Bars says:

    #1 – Are you blind, he looks more like Obama then Bush.

  13. Stars & Bars says:

    There can be a string of new movies based on the Ronald Reagan classic Bedtime for Bonzo http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043325/

    Now we could have “Bedtime for Obama” followed by “Obama goes to college” and finish with “Obama becomes President”.

    Bush and Obama can costar in “We Wrecked the Economy Now We’ll Turn Your Retirement Account into Long Term U.S. Treasury Notes.”

    Down with the middle class.

  14. Montanaguy says:

    Smarter than your average hanging-chad, touch-screen-confused, perplexed democrat voter.

  15. brendal says:

    That’s cool that his condo association lets him tool around on that thing with absolutely no hassle…

  16. davidjmurray says:

    Always good to get a laugh early in the morning.

    Magic!

  17. JimD says:

    Gee, I can’t see the Clip under the headline, but is this ANOTHER STORY SLAMMING BUSH ??? We know he’s been compared to a CHIMP, and we also know HE FELL OFF A SEGWAY, but do we have to KEEP UP THE ***TORRENT OF ABUSE*** FOR THIS ***MISERABLE FAILURE OF A “pRESIDENT” ???

    YOU BETCHA !!!


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