Today’s Scripture:
Proverbs 23:27
“For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.”
(You can’t make this stuff up.)

The reason that the bible implores us to avoid the “strange” (i.e., fantastically sexy) woman (KJV) is that she is smarter than we are. It is not a fair fight. Use of the word “whore” in the above verse is probably sour grapes. Watch the video.

This concludes your morning worship at Dvorak.org/blog. Please resume your normal activities (but please don’t tell us what they are).



  1. Jacob C. says:

    That sir, was hilarious. Thanks for the video.

  2. James says:

    I don’t see the part about her being smarter in Proverbs. I see the part about getting yourself in trouble when you fool around outside of where you’re supposed to be. As evidence, I offer you the troubles of Bill Clinton.

  3. James says:

    Come to think of it, I don’t see “fantastically sexy” in Proverbs either.

  4. JSFORBES says:

    Haha, that’s funny.

  5. Chris M says:

    This is more proof that mainstream U.S. television sucks. I’d rather watch Telemundo with the sound turned off then watch anything on the big networks.

  6. catbeller says:

    #2: Or Bill O’Reilly, or Newt Gingrich, or Henry Hyde, or all the other lying hypocrites banging, or tring to bang, their staff members while they pointed at Clinton?

    Oh, I’m sorry — they”re REPUBLICANS. No one cares about who they’re screwing. Let it fall down the memory hole. They aren’t news, like the Clinton’s sex life on the front page of the NY Times. That’s REAL news.

  7. federico says:

    ther girl is from argentina like myself her name is estefania pigazzi
    i always wanted to post something and this is the first important think i find to say jajaja

  8. doug says:

    that commercial is a scream! too bad in the US, it would get about 100 complaint calls and now a $325k FCC fine, so no one would air it.

  9. joshua says:

    now THAT was a funny video.

  10. Dick Smalporfarooni says:

    Speaking of the Clintons, is it true that Hillary had a sex-change operation? That is a funny video, I love the one part…

  11. rus62 says:

    Liked the video.

  12. patrice says:

    I don’t think she is that smart. She’s just lucky that he was so stupid to return the favour…. Hardly probably that she guessed that reaction.

  13. catherine says:

    She’s an Argentine model called Estefania Pigazzi… I think she was a girlfriend or something of French artist Gustavo Charif… I don’t


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