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	<title>Dvorak News Blog &#187; NumLock</title>
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	<description>General interest observations and true web-log.</description>
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		<title>German Bush Pilot Video</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/09/07/german-bush-pilot-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 19:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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<p>These days, you can even find good German humor on the internet! (I joke! I joke!)</p>
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		<title>FedEx Aircrafts versus Thunderstorm</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/05/15/fedex-aircrafts-versus-thunderstorms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 20:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["FAA radar track sequence of a bank of FedEx aircraft getting into Memphis as thunderstorms pass over the airport"]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dalmation Riding Bicycle</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/05/15/dalmation-riding-bicycle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/05/15/dalmation-riding-bicycle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 14:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dalmation riding a bicycle, what more to say?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Toddler Kills Man!</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/05/11/5329/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A toddler shot a man dead with a revolver he found in a cupboard, police in California said today.  Officers in Alameda are now searching for the owner of the .38-calibre weapon. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why We Fight &#8211; Award Winning BBC Documentary on Google Video</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/05/06/why-we-fight-award-winning-bbc-documentary-on-google-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/05/06/why-we-fight-award-winning-bbc-documentary-on-google-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 03:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Award Winning BBC Documentary from 2005 on Google Video for free!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Colbert Zings Bush At Correspondent&#8217;s Dinner &#8212; Bush Steamed!</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/30/colbert-zings-bush-at-correspondents-dinner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 20:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Colbert gives a tribute at Correspondent's Dinner while in character. Nervous Laughter Ensues!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>42</slash:comments>
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		<title>Physicists Write To President</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/28/physicists-write-to-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Physicists Write To President: Please, hold the nukes.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Congress to Regulate Internet.</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/25/congress-to-regulate-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/25/congress-to-regulate-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congress seek to hand the internet over to the telecommunications corporations. Allowing the addition of what would be in essence "shelf fees" for websites, on an internet that can expand without limit.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>End-Of-World Scenarios</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/14/end-of-world-scenarios/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/14/end-of-world-scenarios/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 20:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A website full of possible world ending scenarios. Modern memento mori for all of you.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mario Blocks Mistaken For Bomb Threat</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/14/mario-question-blocks-for-bomb-threat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/14/mario-question-blocks-for-bomb-threat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 17:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Six young members of the Ravenna High School Art Club decided to construct 17 boxes, made to resemble the "question boxes" from Super Mario Bros. video games. ...It did not end well.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wrong Jon Stewart Booked for Fundraiser</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/14/wrong-jon-stewart-booked-for-fundraiser/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/04/14/wrong-jon-stewart-booked-for-fundraiser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 15:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[High School books Jon A. Stewart by accident.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bush&#8217;s clone nephew defends ports.</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/17/bushs-clone-nephew-defends-ports/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/17/bushs-clone-nephew-defends-ports/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this creepy, or what?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>Georgina Bush Erotic Adventures!</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/17/georgina-bush-erotic-adventures-nsfw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/17/georgina-bush-erotic-adventures-nsfw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 22:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Game, uh, starring President Bush. I cannot describe.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>WinXP on Mac</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/16/winxp-on-mac/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/16/winxp-on-mac/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Razboiul-OS-Microsoft-versus-Apple-2.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<a href="http://www.winxponmac.com/">It has been done!</a><br />
The $14000 contest to get Windows XP to boot on the new Intel hardware from Apple is over as of today.  (<a href="http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/03/16/1329206">via slashdot</a>)</p>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Gamer&#8217;s Lobbyist Group</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/14/the-gamers-lobbyist-group/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/03/14/the-gamers-lobbyist-group/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NumLock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Video Game Lobbying Group]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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