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		<title>Should failing to tip because of crappy service be against the law?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SN</dc:creator>
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<a href="http://consumerist.com/5408629/college-students-arrested-for-refusing-to-pay-tip"><strong><u>Consumerist &#8211; 11/14/09</u>:</strong></a></p>
<blockquote><p><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oyZ-qVSfGLc/SWvUTrAjSII/AAAAAAAABTg/uF6mKOjyvRs/S220/Flo.jpg" width=80 align="right"/>Should you be required by law to pay a gratuity if you don&#8217;t think the restaurant&#8217;s service was worth it? The police in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania think so, and they arrested two college students for refusing to pay a $16.35 tip over what they claim was poor service.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20091119_College_students_arrested_for_not_paying_tip.html"><strong><u>Philly.com &#8211; Nov. 19, 2009</u>:</strong></a></p>
<blockquote><p>    &#8220;You can&#8217;t give us terrible, terrible service and expect a tip,&#8221; said Pope, a 22-year-old Moravian College senior <img style="margin-right: .2cm" src="http://www.apeculture.com/images/alice.jpg" alt="" width=150 align="left"/>who&#8217;s a Pottsville native, according to the Lehigh Valley Express-Times.</p>
<p>They had to find their own napkins and cutlery while their waitress caught a smoke, had to ask the bar for soda refills, and had to wait over an hour for salad and wings, they told NBC10.</p>
<p>The pub, which was very busy that night, took the $73, but then called the cops, who treated the matter as a theft.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>How smart is your average tea partier?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/17/how-smart-is-your-average-tea-partier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honeyman</dc:creator>
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<a href="http://rawstory.com/2009/11/tea-partiers-punked-white-people/"><strong><u>Tea partiers punk’d into supporting removal of white people from US &#8211; The Raw Story</u></strong></a> &#8212; Ahem. To be fair this could happen at any rally &#8230; maybe &#8230; bwahahahahaha! Haven&#8217;t laughed this hard since Clayton Bigsby.</p>
<p>Ok. It appears that this video and The Raw Story article are a tad manipulative and that the baggers may have <a href="http://www.fightbacknews.org/es/node/1709"><u>caught on before the end</u></a>. Clearly they have a semblance of intelligence. Still pretty funny as a prank, even if the speakers argument is undercooked.</p>
<blockquote><p>A speaker at an anti-immigration rally in Minneapolis this past weekend got the crowd to support more than just the deportation of all illegal immigrants &#8212; he got them cheering for the eviction of all European-descended immigrants to America who &#8220;stole this land through genocide and ethnic cleansing.&#8221;<br />
[...]<br />
&#8220;In Minneapolis where I&#8217;m from, we have a huge immigrant population that has been causing a number of problems,&#8221; Erickson began. &#8220;With the economy in recession and so many people laid off and unable to find work, immigrants should not be competing for the few jobs that are open. It&#8217;s just not fair to the folks who have a claim to this country and have a right to be here.&#8221;<br />
[...]<br />
&#8220;Let&#8217;s send these European immigrants back where they came from,&#8221; he said to wild cheers. &#8220;We need to send every one of them back home. &#8230; They stole this land through genocide and ethnic cleansing.&#8221;<br />
[...]<br />
&#8220;Erickson&#8221; walked off the stage leading the crowd in a loud chant of &#8220;Columbus go home! Columbus go home!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Palin criticizes the Associated Press for &#8220;fact checking&#8221; her new book&#8230; what the frick?!</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/16/palin-criticizes-ap-for-fact-checking-her-new-book-what-the-frick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SN</dc:creator>
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<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/16/palin-accuses-ap-of-doing_n_358832.html"><strong><u>Huffington Post &#8211; Nov. 16, 2009</u>:</strong></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Former Alaska Governor lashed out at the Associated Press Sunday for doing a fact-check on her memoir, &#8220;Going Rogue.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://newlin-deschler.com/Pictures/dvorak/Palin-2012.gif" alt="" align="right"/>&#8220;Amazingly, but not surprisingly, the AP somehow nabbed a copy of the book before it was released,&#8221; she wrote on her Facebook page. &#8220;They&#8217;re now erroneously reporting on the book&#8217;s contents and are repeating many of the same things they spewed during the campaign and afterwards. We&#8217;ve heard 11 writers are engaged in this opposition research, er, &#8220;fact checking&#8221; research!&#8221;</p>
<p>The AP reported that Palin&#8217;s account often contradicted her record as well as current events. Her depiction of the McCain campaign is also frequently at odds with internal campaign emails.</p></blockquote>
<p>Does anyone else remember the old days when journalists were expected to fact-check stories?
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		<title>Crazy Days and Nights: Bill Gates &amp; Strippers &#8211; Who Knew?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/16/crazy-days-and-nights-bill-gates-strippers-who-knew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John C Dvorak</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/11/bill-gates-strippers-who-knew.html"><strong><u>Crazy Days and Nights: Bill Gates &#038; Strippers &#8211; Who Knew</u></strong></a> &#8212; So much for anonymity at these joints. This is pretty funny anyway.</p>
<blockquote><p>When I think of Bill Gates I somehow don&#8217;t picture him heading over to Scores and getting lap dances all night. I guess I was wrong though because Bill loves the strippers and is a really big tipper. Good for him. The former owner of Scores strip club is in the process of writing a book and in it he gives some scoop about some of the clients who have walked through the doors of the strip club.</p></blockquote>
<p><em>Found by Jennifer Lavin.</em></p>
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		<title>U.S. deports Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez &#8211; alias Lou Dobbs</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/13/u-s-deports-luis-miguel-salvador-aguila-dominguez-alias-lou-dobbs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eideard</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#8220;Hello. 911. What&#8217;s your emergency?&#8221;&#8220;Help! I need sex!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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<blockquote><p><img style="margin-right: .2cm" src="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cell.jpg" align="left"/>Joshua Basso said his <a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/tampa-man-calls-911-asks-for-sex-gets-jail-instead/1051255"><u>cell phone ran out of minutes</u></a> Wednesday, so he called the one number that he knew is always free — 911 — with an unusual request.</p>
<p>He wanted someone to have sex with him.</p>
<p>When 911 operators hung up on him, he called back four times, police said.</p>
<p>Fifteen minutes after his last call, police arrested Basso at his home, at 4202 N Nebraska Ave., on charges of making a false 911 call. He was taken to the Hillsborough County Jail, where he remains without bail.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Biggest Alarm Clock</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/12/worlds-biggest-alarm-clock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Brits are the ugliest people in the world!</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/12/brits-are-the-ugliest-people-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SN</dc:creator>
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html"><strong><u>Telegraph UK &#8211; 11 Nov 2009</u>:</strong></a></p>
<blockquote><p><img style="margin-left: .2cm" src="http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/66/34/teeth-amy-winehouse-400a071807.0.0.0x0.377x377.jpeg" alt="" width=180 align="right"/>Fewer than one in eight British men (12 per cent) and just three in 20 women (15 per cent) who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com have been accepted as members.</p>
<p>Existing members of the website rate how attractive potential members are over a 48 hour provisional period, when applicants upload a recent photograph and a short personal profile.</p>
<p><img style="margin-right: .2cm" src="http://www.alphamom.com/smackdown/austin-powers1.jpg" alt="" align="left"/>They are rated by members of the opposite sex, who have four options to describe how attractive they think the hopeful is &#8211; &#8216;Yes definitely&#8217;, &#8216;Hmmm yes, OK&#8217;, &#8216;Hmmm no, not really&#8217; and &#8216;NO definitely NOT&#8217;.</p>
<p>Swedish men have proved the most successful applicants, with two-thirds (65 per cent) of those putting themselves forward being accepted.</p>
<p><img style="margin-left: .2cm" src="http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Camilla-Parker-Bowles.jpg" alt="" align="right"/>Norwegian women are considered the most beautiful with more than three-quarters (76 per cent) making the grade.</p>
<p>Since the website was opened to UK members 295,000 people have applied, with only 35,000 being approved.</p>
<p>The website was founded in 2002 in Denmark and since then it has spread to other countries &#8211; becoming available in the UK in April 2005.</p>
<p>The &#8216;elite dating site for beautiful people only&#8217;, went live across the globe on 26 October this year. Over the past two weeks, the site has rejected nearly 1.8 million people from 190 countries. </p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, I realize Mike Myers is Canadian.  But Austin Powers is a British character, so he stays.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Shit My Dad Says&#8221; Geezers Vulgar Witticisms Becomes a TV Comedy Show</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/10/shit-my-dad-says-old-geezers-vulgar-witticisms-becomes-a-tv-comedy-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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		<title>Kill All the Bankers? There&#8217;s an App for That&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/09/kill-all-the-bankers-theres-an-app-for-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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<blockquote><p>Among the 100,000-plus applications for the iPhone is one that allows users to &#8220;kill&#8221; bankers.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/09/bailout-wars-app-kill-ban_n_350699.html"><ins>TARP-inspired Bailout Wars</ins></a> app lets iPhone users &#8220;take revenge on bankers&#8221; by &#8220;throwing them into the air, blowing them up, shooting them down and shaking them so hard their clothes fall off, writes American Banker.  The point of the game, made by Gameloft and selling for $.99 on iTunes, is to destroy bankers in order to save both the White House (and US taxpayers&#8217; money) from greedy day traders, high risk investors, and finance CEOs.</p>
<p>The game&#8217;s description on iTunes reads:</p>
<p>    Defend the White House and save the US taxpayers&#8217; money before it gets stolen! It&#8217;s time for you to give them what they deserve! [...] It&#8217;s your only chance to really take revenge on bankers for the recession they caused [...] Explore many different ways to beat bankers: tap, grab, or shake them in the air.  Bailout Wars current has a three-and-a-half star rating on iTunes, with 219 users out of 492 giving the app a five-star rating.</p></blockquote>
<p>I just hope it works on the iPod Touch.</p>
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		<title>Who Takes Their Wife To A Strip Club?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/08/who-takes-their-wife-to-a-strip-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/08/who-takes-their-wife-to-a-strip-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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<strong><em>&#8220;Gotta get prepared for tonight&#8217;s show.&#8221;</em></strong> </td>
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<p>I know some couples are more sexually open and adventurous and sharing and whatever than others, but really, doesn&#8217;t taking your wife kinda defeat the purpose of going to one? </p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2009/nov/07/topless-dancer-allegedly-punches-scratches-woman/"><u>A Silverdale woman</u></a> told a Kitsap County sheriff’s deputy that a dancer at Toys Topless attacked her verbally and physically just after midnight Saturday.</p>
<p>The woman said she and her husband were at the establishment when the dancer began talking inappropriately to her about lap dancing.</p>
<p>The pair left, but the woman said the dancer followed them out to the parking lot. The woman said the dancer then punched and scratched her.</p>
<p>The deputy caught up later with the dancer at her Port Orchard home. She claimed that the fight was two-sided.</p></blockquote>
<p>What exactly could a stripper say to a wife that is deemed &#8220;inappropriate&#8221; while in the middle of giving her husband a lap dance?
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		<title>Ford unveils new car for cash-strapped buyers: the 1993 Taurus (ONION)</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/05/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-taurus-onion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Predicting the Future with Harry S. Truman</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/03/predicting-the-future-with-harry-s-truman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SN</dc:creator>
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A portion of a speech delivered by <a href="http://johnocyde.blogspot.com/2009/11/more-things-change.html"><ins>Harry S. Truman</ins></a> on March 29, 1952:</p>
<blockquote><p><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P3isBZGFYSc/SvBodswWTgI/AAAAAAAAAB0/Q1Av6W-l6Zo/s200/truman.jpg" alt="" align="right"/>&#8220;The real Republican campaign is not going to be fought on the issues. The Republicans are going to wage a campaign of phony propaganda. They are going to try what we might call the &#8220;white is black&#8221; and the &#8220;black is white&#8221; strategy.</p>
<p>The Republicans are all set to try this &#8220;white is black&#8221; technique. And this is the way it will work. First of all, they will try to make people believe that everything the Government has done for the country is socialism. They will go to the people and say: &#8220;Did you see that social security check you received the other day—you thought that was good for you, didn&#8217;t you? That&#8217;s just too bad! That&#8217;s nothing in the world but socialism. Did you see that new flood control dam the Government is building over there for the protection of your property? Sorry—that&#8217;s awful socialism! That new hospital that they are building is socialism. Price supports, more socialism for the farmers! Minimum wage laws? Socialism for labor! Socialism is bad for you, my friend. Everybody knows that. And here you are, with your new car, and your home, and better opportunities for the kids, and a television set—you are just surrounded by socialism!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Seeds Of Our Financial Crisis Were Sewn By&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck</title>
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