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	<title>Dvorak News Blog &#187; humor</title>
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		<title>Caption This Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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		<title>Brown bagging lunch?  Tired of having your sandwiches stolen?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/31/brown-bagging-lunch-tired-of-having-your-sandwiches-stolen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eideard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Har!]]></description>
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		<title>Just When You Thought Japanese Films and TV Couldn&#8217;t Get Weirder&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/31/just-when-you-thought-japanese-films-and-tv-couldnt-get-weirder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>Possibly NSFW, depending on where you work.</p>
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		<title>Karma?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/27/karma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eideard</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[motleynew.net]]></category>
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<a href="http://motleynews.net/2012/01/27/the-tgif-funnies/"><img width="530" src="http://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-picture-asshole-talking-on-cellphone-got-creamed.jpg" alt="" /></a><br />
<strong>Click photo for more of the same</strong></p>
<p><em>Thanks, motleynews.net</em></div>
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		<title>Redneck Beer Run</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/26/redneck-beer-run/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Redneck Beer Run]]></description>
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		<title>Balding? Why Not Rent A Hairpiece?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/23/balding-why-not-rent-a-hairpiece/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/23/balding-why-not-rent-a-hairpiece/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/01/22/hair-rental-you-know-it-makes.html"><img src="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hair.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>What will they think of next!</p>
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		<slash:comments>45</slash:comments>
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		<title>Caption This Photo</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/21/caption-this-photo-143/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caption This Photo]]></description>
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		<title>Want to Take a Dream Vacation?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/18/want-to-take-a-dream-vacation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/18/want-to-take-a-dream-vacation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>No Pants Subway Ride Day</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/10/no-pants-subway-ride-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eideard</dc:creator>
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<img width="530" src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02103/warsaw_2103930i.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<strong>Passengers on the Warsaw Underground</strong></p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/9002427/No-Pants-Day-2012-commuters-around-the-world-leave-their-trousers-at-home.html"><u>People take part in the 2012 No Pants Subway Ride</u></a>…Started by Improv Everywhere, the goal is for riders to get on public transport dressed in normal winter clothes, but without trousers, and keep a straight face.</p></blockquote>
<p>Looks like fun &#8211; though a tad chilly.</p></div>
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		<title>Caption This Photo</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2012/01/08/caption-this-photo-139/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 01:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Public Speaks</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2011/12/31/the-public-speaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>Although this is from a few years ago, it should help those who don&#8217;t live on or near the West Coast to understand that we, unlike the politicians in Washington, have clear solutions to the, you know, world&#8217;s problems and stuff.</p>
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		<title>Wanna Have Sex With An &#8216;Alien&#8217; Woman?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2011/12/27/wanna-have-sex-with-an-alien-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 13:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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<blockquote><p>Have you ever dreamed of traveling to distant planets, meeting exotic alien women and having sex with them? If so, you &#8212; and possibly Captain Kirk &#8212; are the target audience for brothel owner Dennis Hof&#8217;s newest Southern Nevada business venture.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/green.jpg" align="left" /><img src="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ann.jpg" align="right" />The reality television star and outspoken sex merchant recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with <a href="http://www.lvrj.com/news/alien-cathouse-brothel-to-feature-girls-from-another-world-136131043.html"><u>a science fiction theme</u></a>. He is calling it Alien Cathouse and promising &#8220;girls from another world.&#8221;<br />
[...]<br />
Hof, whose Moonlite Bunny Ranch east of Carson City is the setting for a long-running HBO reality show, expanded his adult empire into Southern Nevada last year when he bought Richards&#8217; two brothel properties in the tiny town of Crystal, north of Pahrump. With his latest acquisition, Hof now holds five brothel licenses, the most ever by a single owner. He hopes to add one or two more in the near future.</p>
<p>&#8220;Unless they&#8217;re married, I don&#8217;t want anyone in Nevada having sex unless I get a cut of the money,&#8221; he said with a laugh.<br />
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<p>Since your Uncle Dave lives in the Las Vegas area, perhaps John would front the expenses for a&#8230; um&#8230; full bodied review of the place when it opens?<br />
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<strong>[Get the price list. That should be educational enough. -- jcd]</strong></em></p>
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		<title>SORRY – the lifestyle you ordered is currently out of stock</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 18:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eideard</dc:creator>
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<blockquote><p>A new work by British artist Banksy, in the form of a billboard, adorns a wall near the Canary Wharf financial district in London, December 22, 2011 – <a href="http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/slideshow?articleId=USRTR2VKXW#a=5"><u>Reuters Editors’ Choice</u></a>.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A Different Sort of Christmas Card</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Johnson Family Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 02:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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