Dvorak Uncensored » Recipe Nook http://www.dvorak.org/blog General interest observations and true web-log. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:46:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Russian Man Used for Shish Kebabs, Fed to the Public? http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/15/russian-man-used-for-shish-kebabs-fed-to-the-public/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/15/russian-man-used-for-shish-kebabs-fed-to-the-public/#comments Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:18:05 +0000 McCullough http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=62982 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/15/russian-man-used-for-shish-kebabs-fed-to-the-public/feed/ 12 GOURMET ALERT: Finalists for State Fair’s Big Tex Choice Awards include Deep Fried Butter http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/03/gourmet-alert-finalists-for-state-fairs-big-tex-choice-awards-include-deep-fried-butter/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/03/gourmet-alert-finalists-for-state-fairs-big-tex-choice-awards-include-deep-fried-butter/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:30:28 +0000 John C Dvorak http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=57248

Apparently served with buttery dipping sauce

Finalists for State Fair’s Big Tex Choice Awards include Deep Fried Butter | Star-Telegram — What is the point of this??

The place that brought you deep-fried Twinkies has taken fat food to a whole new level.

Since 2005, the State Fair of Texas has invited its vendors to create new and interesting food offerings. In recent years, we’ve seen such artery cloggers as Texas Fried Cookie Dough and Chicken Fried Bacon.

On Tuesday, State Fair officials released the eight finalists for this year’s fifth annual Big Tex Choice Awards, and on the list is this gem: Deep Fried Butter. It’s exactly as it sounds, butter that’s seasoned, battered up and deep-fried. For those counting, a stick of butter has 810 calories— before it’s deep-fried.

]]> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/03/gourmet-alert-finalists-for-state-fairs-big-tex-choice-awards-include-deep-fried-butter/feed/ 19 Now There’s an Alternative to Plain Old Vanilla… an Ice Cream for “Those Guys” http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/02/now-theres-an-alternative-to-plain-old-vanilla-an-ice-cream-for-those-guys/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/02/now-theres-an-alternative-to-plain-old-vanilla-an-ice-cream-for-those-guys/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:21:10 +0000 McCullough http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=57189 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/02/now-theres-an-alternative-to-plain-old-vanilla-an-ice-cream-for-those-guys/feed/ 43 The Horror: Undercover Video Shows Baby Chicks Being Ground Up Alive! http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/01/the-horror-undercover-video-shows-baby-chicks-being-ground-up-alive/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/01/the-horror-undercover-video-shows-baby-chicks-being-ground-up-alive/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:00:33 +0000 McCullough http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=57107 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/09/01/the-horror-undercover-video-shows-baby-chicks-being-ground-up-alive/feed/ 46 How to: Chocolate-covered bacon on a stick http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/08/07/how-to-chocolate-covered-bacon-on-a-stick/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/08/07/how-to-chocolate-covered-bacon-on-a-stick/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:30:04 +0000 Eideard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=54982 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/08/07/how-to-chocolate-covered-bacon-on-a-stick/feed/ 6 Vegetarianism… a Different Perspective http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/07/21/vegetarianism-from-a-different-perspective/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/07/21/vegetarianism-from-a-different-perspective/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:15:02 +0000 McCullough http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=53689 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/07/21/vegetarianism-from-a-different-perspective/feed/ 25 Poultry is our #1 source of food poisoning – followed by veggies http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/13/poultry-is-our-1-source-of-food-poisoning-%e2%80%93-followed-by-veggies/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/13/poultry-is-our-1-source-of-food-poisoning-%e2%80%93-followed-by-veggies/#comments Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:00:27 +0000 Eideard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50787 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/13/poultry-is-our-1-source-of-food-poisoning-%e2%80%93-followed-by-veggies/feed/ 19 How to eat Texas-style. http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/05/how-to-eat-texas-style/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/05/how-to-eat-texas-style/#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:00:24 +0000 Eideard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50259 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/05/how-to-eat-texas-style/feed/ 25 Governor General has seal-heart snack http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/27/governor-general-has-seal-heart-snack/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/27/governor-general-has-seal-heart-snack/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 14:00:59 +0000 Eideard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49539 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/27/governor-general-has-seal-heart-snack/feed/ 34 Isn’t there anything else to do in Utah? http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/21/isnt-there-anything-else-to-do-in-utah/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/21/isnt-there-anything-else-to-do-in-utah/#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 14:00:24 +0000 Eideard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49121 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/21/isnt-there-anything-else-to-do-in-utah/feed/ 16 Fail! Oprah’s Latest Great Giveaway… Free KFC Chicken http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/07/fail-oprahs-latest-great-giveawayfree-kfc-chicken/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/07/fail-oprahs-latest-great-giveawayfree-kfc-chicken/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 16:40:51 +0000 McCullough http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=48011 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/07/fail-oprahs-latest-great-giveawayfree-kfc-chicken/feed/ 47 Salmonella Alert: Pistachios this time http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/03/31/salmonella-alert-pistachios-this-time/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/03/31/salmonella-alert-pistachios-this-time/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:20:31 +0000 Eideard http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=44804 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/03/31/salmonella-alert-pistachios-this-time/feed/ 17 The “Bacon Explosion”: 5000 Calories Of Bacon, Sausage & BBQ Sauce — Mmmmm… bacon…. http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/29/ill-have-some-bacon-with-my-pork-bbq-sauce-please/ http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/29/ill-have-some-bacon-with-my-pork-bbq-sauce-please/#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:45:33 +0000 Uncle Dave http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=38429

FOR a nation seeking unity, a recipe has swept the Internet that seems to unite conservatives and liberals, gun owners and foodies, carnivores and … well, not vegetarians and health fanatics.

Certainly not the vegetarians and health fanatics.

This recipe is the Bacon Explosion, modestly called by its inventors “the BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes.” The instructions for constructing this massive torpedo-shaped amalgamation of two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce first appeared last month on the Web site of a team of Kansas City competition barbecuers. They say a diverse collection of well over 16,000 Web sites have linked to the recipe, celebrating, or sometimes scolding, its excessiveness. A fresh audience could be ready to discover it on Super Bowl Sunday.

[...The inventor] bought about $20 worth of bacon and Italian sausage from a local meat market. As it lay on the counter, he thought of weaving strips of raw bacon into a mat. The two spackled the bacon mat with a layer of sausage, covered that with a crunchy layer of cooked bacon, and rolled it up tight.

They then stuck the roll — containing at least 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat — in the Good-One Open Range backyard smoker that they use for practice.


Her log of meat was on fire

Found by Brother Uncle Don

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