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		<title>Video &#8211; Shiny Suds</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/19/video-shiny-suds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gasparrini</dc:creator>
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<p>Video done to support the Household Product Labeling Act. Kinda funny and creepy at the same time.
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		<title>Modern Warfare II &#8212; Controversial Scene</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/17/modern-warfare-ii-controversial-scene/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/17/modern-warfare-ii-controversial-scene/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John C Dvorak</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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<center><strong><span style="color: #FF0000">CAUTION GRAPHIC VIOLENCE</span></strong></center></p>
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<blockquote><p>Reader/Listener Anatoly N. writes the following note regarding the banning of this game in Russia:<br />
John, please watch this and tell me this game should be available in Russia. Bear in mind that in Russia we don&#8217;t have age differentiated rating for games &#038; movies it&#8217;s our fault, i know.Also picture that game&#8217;s action is taking place in &#8220;US airport named after Osama Bin Laden&#8221;. But at 1:27 in the clip it says &#8220;Zakhaev International Airport, Moscow, Russia&#8221;. There is no such airport. It&#8217;s obviously named after Akhmed Zakayev the Chechen ex Prime Minister accused by Russia of terrorism. And even if we don&#8217;t care about this crap, this scene should not be in the game anyway. It&#8217;s too cruel.</p></blockquote>
<p>This scene is ridiculously sick, I agree. But if you can actually watch it, it makes you cringe because there are too many airports that are crawling with lots of machine-gun toting security forces. Kind of creepy to think about what would happen if one went berserk.</p>
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		<title>YouTube Superstar Sam Tsui</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/17/youtube-superstar-sam-tsui/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hhopper</dc:creator>
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		<title>Cop tases handcuffed man</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/15/cop-taes-handcuffed-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honeyman</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=80767&#038;catid=142"><strong><u>Officer Suspended for Tasing Handcuffed Man &#8211; wltx.com</u></strong></a> &#8212; Yet another arbitrary tasing. Its pretty clear that cops are often using these things just to inflict pain. Note the ironic NWO4 text stamp. Also interesting that all charges on the arrested man were dropped.</p>
<blockquote><p>Lansing, MI (Lansing State Journal, MI) &#8212; A Lansing police officer who Tasered a handcuffed man was suspended for two weeks without pay for violating department policies and procedures, officials said Thursday.</p>
<p>According to documents released from the Lansing Police Department, the victim suffered injuries to his face, including a broken jaw, a chipped tooth and eight stitches to his chin.</p>
<p>No charges have been filed against officer Ryan Smith, a two year veteran of the South Precinct. The union that represents him will protest the suspension.</p>
<p>Lansing Police Chief Mark Alley said the incident that led to the suspension occurred about 1 a.m. Aug. 16 in the 2400 block of North Wadsworth in Lansing after police responded to a call of a dispute between Rocky Allred, 43, of Lansing and a former girlfriend.</p>
<p>Alley said there was a scuffle between Allred and Smith prior to an arrest being made, and that Allred head-butted Smith while the officer tried to handcuff him. Smith attempted to use his Taser on Allred, but the weapon did not fire and Smith dropped the weapon.</p>
<p>Two other officers were able to subdue and handcuff Allred while Smith picked up and reloaded his Taser. Smith then used his Taser on the cuffed Allred, causing Allred to fall to the ground.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>Allred was charged with assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, being loud and boisterous and breaking and entering with no forced entry. Those charges were later dismissed.</p>
<p>After an investigation by Michigan State Police, the Ingham County Prosecutor&#8217;s Office reviewed the incident and determined there was no criminal wrongdoing on the part of the officer.</p>
<p>The LPD&#8217;s Internal Affairs Unit investigated the incident and found that Smith &#8220;acted outside the (department&#8217;s) policies and procedures.&#8221;</p>
<p>The two-week suspension is the maximum penalty, aside from dismissal, that may be issued to an officer, according to department policy.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>CNBC analyst: dollar will be destroyed, global currency and New World Order coming</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/13/cnbc-analyst-dollar-will-be-destroyed-global-currency-and-new-world-order-coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Girl is sneezing every 5 seconds for two weeks</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/13/girl-is-sneezing-every-5-seconds-for-two-weeks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/13/girl-is-sneezing-every-5-seconds-for-two-weeks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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<blockquote><p>Lauren Johnson <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1226987/Ah-ah-achoo-The-girl-sneezes-12-000-times-day-leaving-doctors-baffled.html"><ins>is a typical 12-year-old girl &#8211; except that she can&#8217;t stop sneezing</ins></a>. It is so bad that she sneezes up to 20 times a minute, or 12,000 times a day. The non-stop sneezing began two weeks ago when Lauren from Virginia in the U.S. caught a cold.</p>
<p>Lauren can&#8217;t go to school and is even struggling to eat. The only relief she gets is when she falls asleep each night. Her condition has left doctors baffled.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Video &#8211; The Warrior Song</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/13/video-the-warrior-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gasparrini</dc:creator>
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<p>Catchy tune, if a little disturbing.<br />
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		<title>World&#8217;s Biggest Alarm Clock</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/12/worlds-biggest-alarm-clock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Jon Stewart catches Hannity falsifying footage to make GOP protest appear bigger (VIDEO)</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/11/jon-stewart-catches-hannity-falsifying-footage-to-make-gop-protest-appear-bigger-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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		<title>300,000 birds move at once (VIDEO)</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/11/300000-birds-move-at-once/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/10/yoko-ono-plastic-ono-band/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe C</dc:creator>
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		<title>Wild Electric Powered &#8216;33 Ford Hot Rod @ SEMA</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/10/wild-electric-powered-33-ford-hot-rod-sema/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hhopper</dc:creator>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Drunk Woman Almost Run Over By Subway Train</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/10/video-drunk-woman-almost-run-over-by-subway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/10/video-drunk-woman-almost-run-over-by-subway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gasparrini</dc:creator>
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<p>Wow, what a close call&#8230;
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		<title>How to open a bottle of wine?</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/08/how-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/08/how-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John C Dvorak</dc:creator>
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<p>This is actually astonishing. Only the French!
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		<title>Jon Stewart Does Glenn Beck</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/11/07/glenn-stewart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherman</dc:creator>
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<p>Few people who watch Jon Stewart watch Glenn Beck, so few in the audience even knew he was doing a spot-on parody of Beck and his show. Outrageously great. This ran this past Thursday.
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