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		<title>Freedom Of The Press Worldwide In 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/09/freedom-of-the-press-worldwide-in-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gasparrini</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[international]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freedom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[journalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lies]]></category>
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<a href="http://www.rsf.org/La-carte-de-la-liberte-de-la.html"><img width=500" src="http://www.rsf.org/IMG/png/Image_9_copy.png" alt="Freedom of the press world map" /></a></p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.rsf.org/"><u>Reporters sans frontières</u></a> (Reporters without borders)</p>
<p>For a better look of the map, you can download this PDF: <a href="http://www.rsf.org/IMG/pdf/rsf_carte2010_ok1.pdf"><u>Click here</u><u></u></a><br />
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		<title>Look, the Nook!</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/look-the-nook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John C Dvorak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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<li> Beijing cracks down on hacker ring. </li>
<li> Google Superbowl commercial gets kudos. </li>
<li> Gmail to go social. Why? It&#8217;s dumb. </li>
<li> IBM rolls out Power 7 chip. </li>
<li> Win7 NOT killing batteries. I repeat NOT killing batteries. </li>
<li> iPad prices to get &#8220;nimble?&#8221; </li>
<li> The Nook is now out finally. </li>
<li> iPad losing buzz. </li>
<li> Canon shows new gear. </li>
<li> Beer is good for you.</li>
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		<title>Beer Is a Rich Source of Silicon and May Help Prevent Osteoporosis</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/beer-is-a-rich-source-of-silicon-and-may-help-prevent-osteoporosis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/beer-is-a-rich-source-of-silicon-and-may-help-prevent-osteoporosis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hhopper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[science]]></category>

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		<title>Palin to Obama: Declare War on Iran if you Want to be Re-Elected</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/palin-to-obama-declare-war-on-iran-if-you-want-to-be-re-elected/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/palin-to-obama-declare-war-on-iran-if-you-want-to-be-re-elected/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<title>99 Cent Stores Actually Charge One Dollar</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/99-cent-stores-actually-charge-one-dollar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Perkel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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I went to the local 99 cent store in Gilroy California yesterday and noticed that I was being charged one dollar on every item I bought. Although it is just a penny and I can afford a penny, it&#8217;s the fact that I&#8217;m being lied to one more time that bothers me.</p>
<p>The way they cover this is once you are in the store, some signs have the fine print where it&#8217;s not really 99 cents, it&#8217;s 99.99 cents. When you get to the cash register however the screen indicates that they are rounding the 99.99 cents up to a dollar, so it&#8217;s not really even 99.99 cents. It is actually $1.00.</p>
<p>When a store uses 99 cents as it&#8217;s identity stating that you will never pay more and 99 cents for anything and then you end up paying a dollar, that&#8217;s more than just a 1 cent fib. It makes the whole premise of your business model a lie. It makes your identity a lie. It makes your brand a lie. That&#8217;s a big lie. It takes the magic out of the 99 cent name. And once the magic is gone then you realize that you probably could get the same item at Walmart or Costco for even less.</p>
<p>So Dvorak/blog readers &#8211; How do you feel about paying a buck at the 99 cent store? Do you think they are being smart about this by milking the customer for that extra penny at the expense of their very identity?</p>
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		<title>Pic of the Day Dept. &#8212; The Super Bowl</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/pic-of-the-day-dept-the-super-bowl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/pic-of-the-day-dept-the-super-bowl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hhopper</dc:creator>
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		<title>Carly: Republican Opponent a Demon Sheep</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/carly-republican-opponent-a-demon-sheep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eideard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube politics - Republican style.]]></description>
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		<title>No Agenda Show: Palin Teapot Party</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/08/no-agenda-show-palin-teapot-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John C Dvorak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[no agenda]]></category>

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		<title>Children&#8217;s Court Evacuated Due to Capsicum (Pepper) Spray Use</title>
		<link>http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/02/07/childrens-court-evacuated-due-to-capsicum-spray-use/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 02:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honeyman</dc:creator>
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<blockquote><p>At least 50 people where evacuated from the Children&#8217;s Court of Victoria in Melbourne&#8217;s CBD this morning after security officers used capsicum spray to stop a fight between two males.<img src="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/capsicum-spray.jpg" width="250" height="188" class="alignright size-full wp-image-68765" /></p>
<p>A Victoria Police spokeswoman said protective services officers had used the spray when a fight broke out between the pair on the first floor of the court building on Little Lonsdale Street.</p>
<p>Everyone in the building, including those in its nine court rooms, were evacuated between 10.30 and 11am, a court spokeswoman said this morning.</p>
<p>She said this was because the <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/national/childrens-court-evacuated-after-fight-20100208-nm38.html"><u>capsicum spray was spread throughout the complex by the building&#8217;s airconditioning system.</u></a></p>
<p>No one was injured.</p>
<p>The fight occurred outside a court room. Police will question the two males involved.</p></blockquote>
<p>Cue the Dead Kennedy&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK5fKFFqJe4">&#8216;<ins>Chemical Warfare</ins>&#8216;</a>.</p>
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		<title>Outrageous Political Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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		<title>How To Explain American Football</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>Soldier Accused of Waterboard&#8230; er&#8230; Disciplining his 4 Year Old Daughter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>McCullough</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dvorak Poll: Who Will Win the Super Bowl? &#8211; Saints 31, Colts 17</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SN</dc:creator>
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<p>The poll is closed and a slim majority of Dvorak Uncensored readers think the Colts will win.  Feel free to discuss your opinions on your favorite team in the comments.  </p>
<p>To our non-American readers, we feel your pain.  Spending three hours to watch <a href="http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2008/12/how-much-action/"><u>12 minutes of actual play time</u></a> is asinine to us too.  But take solace in the fact that the ads are entertaining, the cheerleaders are smoking hot, and any excuse to drink beer is a good one.
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		<title>Sing Along with the Literal Version of Some of Your Favorite Songs!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>Why Wait for Apple to Release the iPad When You Can Have a Free One Now, Sort of</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Dave</dc:creator>
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<blockquote><p>While the iPad was officially announced in January, the iPad will not be available for purchase until late March. However, it seems some iPads have been seeded into the wild as David Vogler claims to have seen one in a New York City Starbucks (photo).</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re having trouble waiting for the iPad to arrive, Jess Silverstone, the lead artist for Revolutionary Concepts put together <a href="http://www.macrumors.com/2010/02/06/ipad-sighting-at-nyc-starbucks-and-make-your-own-paper-ipad/"><u>a cut-out of the Apple iPad</u></a> that you can print yourself.</p>
<p>The cutout is provided in two separate PNG files (iPad Front 664KB and iPad Rear 377KB). Each cutout can fit on standard A4 (8.3 x 11.7 inches) paper, but your printer has to be capable of borderless printing to achieve close to actual iPad dimensions. The real iPad dimensions are 9.56 inches x 7.47 inches x 0.5 inches. They&#8217;ve even included a cutout of the A4 processor you can include for &#8220;improved performance&#8221;.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what it looks like put together:</p></blockquote>
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