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Weekly World News
Aliens using email. I was going to sit on this story until after the elections, but I understand it will be on 60 Minutes this weekend.
Aliens have tapped into our Internet connections
The porn that’s clogging your e-mail inbox isn’t always sent by some lonely pervert getting his kicks in a shabby apartment, or by marketing companies trying to make a buck on X-rated merchandise. A top researcher says you could also be getting spammed by aliens on a distant planet!
Astrophysicist Dr. Paul Winterhoof says aliens have “hijacked” the satellite transmissions that connect computers on the Internet, and are using them to contact Earth women with lurid claims about their sexual prowess — or to entice Earth men with offers of miraculous performance-enhancing drugs and gadgets.
The purpose, Dr. Winterhoof says, is to more efficiently initiate sexual contact for a planned breeding program that will mate humans and extraterrestrials.
So I guess the line “Take me to your leader” is no longer in alien vogue?
It couldn’t *possibly* be a way to circumvent anti-spam filters. ;->
I would think that would confirm his theory. Cerberus the pervert. I guess he lost his job at the gates. Bad dog. Bad dog!
Well, none of this is really surprising, given that aliens designed the internet in the first place–a fact that the Weekly World News seems to have failed to mention.
I was going to read the referenced article till I saw the source, John. Whatever happened to the TV show based on that sort of newspaper? It was pretty good.
… but I understand it will be on 60 Minutes this weekend.
LOL
Damn, I missed that on the first read-through. All becomes clear … okay, maybe not all.