CoolGov » Blog Archive » U.S. Patent #6,293,874 : Butt Kicking Device — OK, Now I know the place has gone bonkers.
On September 25, 2001, an individual named Joe Armstrong received a patent #6,293,874 for a “User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user’s buttocks.”
I was convinced this was bogus but it’s not! Here’s a link.
via M. Hom