A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads: “The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now–Before It’s Too Late!”

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, “Do you think the sign should just say “Bridge Out?”



  1. david says:

    You know, this reminded me of something that happened to me last June on the last day of a five-week journey I took by myself in Europe. It was about Midnight and I was sitting at a bus stop trying to get a message from God about where I should go next in my life. I whispered “Where do I go?”.

    A few minutes later on the other side of the boulevard a big white bus with giant black lettering on the side reading, “GO THE OTHER WAY”, rolled on by.

    That was no joke, and I never really got that one up to this day, except for actually going the other way that night back to the direction of my hotel.


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