The Virgin Mary?

Cruise’s girlfriend not for sex before marriage:- — And somehow this is made into news? It sounds like BS to me! That said, it does give me a shot at this weekend’s cheesecake pic.

London, April 30 : It will just have to be red roses, romance and no sex till marriage for Tom Cruise with current girlfriend Katie Holmes.

Holmes, 26, the “Dawson’s Creek” star – dubbed as Hollywood’s “mild child” after claiming she was going to remain a virgin till she got married – has vowed to save herself for Mr Right, reports Internet portal Ananova.

“Boring, boring, boring. If you want dirt, I’m not your girl,” Holmes said, adding that it was her father who had intimidated her from all the boys she wanted to date.

Maybe she has something else in mind!

  1. Jim Dermitt says:

    It’s a free country! She can have what she wants or doesn’t. Keep on rockin in the free world.

  2. Jim Dermitt says:

    That wasn’t your most educational post John. The big story was that her former boyfriend of 5 years got a DUI, which was covered by AP. You missed the DUI story I guess. She might be one of these chicks that goes through life making men look bad or feel bad. If she has big money, she might think her crap doesn’t stink. If most guys were in Cruises position, they’d be out with some hottie screwing and partying and generally raising hell. Cruise is twice divorced, so I guess his image makers are looking to recast him as Mr. Niceguy, courting this virginal young tart. They were on the local news here, with Cruise speaking in Italy about how he didn’t get any sleep last night and walking together at dawn. Maybe he is taking cold showers and she a warm bath in the glow of publicity.

    There, that’s my shot at being a gossip columnist. Back to reality!

  3. Miguel Lopes says:

    Maybe no sex with HIM before marriage… 😉

  4. site admin says:

    It wasn’t meant to be an educational post…

  5. Jim Dermitt says:

    I stand corrected then.

  6. Miguel Lopes says:

    And BTW John, don’t call THAT the Virgin Mary!!! Someone might sue you!!!

  7. Thomas says:

    She wouldn’t want to infect herself with Cruise’s Theatens (or whatever the scientologists call them). ;->

  8. Jim Dermitt says:

    Nobody is going to sue John. He’s with the program.

  9. Bryan says:

    Jim Dermitt said:
    >Nobody is going to sue John. He’s with the program.

    What program, Jim? Are you saying Dvorak is a scientologist?

    John, are you?

  10. site admin says:

    No. Give me a break.

  11. Jim Dermitt says:

    Pressure surrounds them. Competition divides them. Talent unites them. It’s just the program. People in the program don’t wear uniforms or badges, but the oldest clothes they can find. I can’t really say much more about the program, so don’t ask me. Are you with the program?

  12. Richard says:

    The Marraige will not last more than a few years.
    She will be boring in bed.
    Tom needs a porn star.

  13. Fábio C. Martins says:

    Since I couldn’t find a “contact” link, I’m posting this here:
    This is a Slashdot article about a online petition requesting IBM to open-source the OS/2 code. I thought that would interest you, since you wrote a column about the same subject some years ago.
    Perhaps you could add a blog entry about that petition too?

  14. I am not sure why that person above thinks she will be boring in bed. She could end up being a total freak in bed.


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