Vaspers the Grate: 5 Blogs for Blog Day 2005 — Oh brother.
What is BlogDay?
BlogDay was initiated with the belief that bloggers should have one day which will be dedicated to know other bloggers, from other countries or areas of interests. In that day Bloggers will recommend about them to their Blog visitors.
I think it says something that going to the website, it said there was only 1 person online, ie, me. Also, it states that the owner is a “Jakob Nielsen/Jacques Derrida deconstruction-based web usability analyst.” Although I have no clue what that means, for some reason I can’t help but laugh when reading it. I assume he needs an oversized business card to print that on.
With so many people relying on your Blog for survival, I thought you might want to let them know about this nice service, so they can get out of NO and get on with their wretched lives somewhere else:
You’re better than this Dvorak 
Hope you’ll be on twit today.
Wish I could listen live 
Come on… this is the one thing bloggers know how to do…. excessive self promotion.
Don’tchaknow that blogs cure cancer and hold the keys to world peace?
Next on the agenda: National .Com Business Memorial Day. Schools will be closed and mail will not be delivered in remembrance of the .com industry that went bust.
Now that is hilarious. Not every small thing deserves a “day”.
“BlogDay was initiated with the belief that bloggers should have one day which will be dedicated to know other bloggers…”
Yay! How exciting! To get to know – personally – a whole world’s worth of pissed-off Starbucks baristas!
“Ummmm, whaddaya want anyway?”
“Ummm, did I tell ya , by the way, that I ‘blog’? Yah, right from here, Starbucks, wifi un all, right from this phone. Kewlll, huh?
So, like, whadda ya want?
We gotta special on Blog Day drinks but ya need yer Blogger card.”
What a special, special day that will be!
Can I wear my special lubricated Blog Day underpants?
But to go along with it, we need ‘Flog Day’, so we can take a brine-soaked bullwhip and whale the crap out of the legions of addled fools coming up with ‘Some Dumb Thing Day’.
This writer excluded, of course.
You mock us because we frighten you.
Your old world of unilateral “shut up and listen” broadcasting is over. Blogs are the first universal publishing platform in history, and thought controllers hate it.
You have my permission to go back to your beer and pretzels, your sports and Grand Theft Auto, your Harry Potter and Sex in the City.
Enjoy your hilarious mediocrity.
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