Is that her secret?

This needs to be a 3 a.m. infomercial for insomniacs.

Bubble Gum Said to Increase Breast Size Hits the U.S.

After a year on the Japanese market, a natural breast enhancing dietary supplement, is now available for American women….

Good One Ltd. claims that when chewed three or four times a day, B2UP bubble gum can increase breast size, improve circulation, reduce stress and fight aging. The powerful ingredient is the Pueraria Mirifica root extract also known as Gwao Krua, and is indigenous to Thailand and Burma. The plant’s underground tubers contain a number of chemicals called Phytoestrogens, natural compounds which apparently mimic the effects of the female sex hormone Oestrogen.

The company said tests carried out by Thailand’s Chulalongkorn University found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size up to 80%.

Data provided by the manufacturer of B2UP said, a group of 50 women took Pueraria Mirifica over 90 days, the results:

* 28%show no change in bust size
* 54% show measurable increase in bust size
* 18% show major increase in bust size

The BBC covered this product back in March, before its U.S. debut [here]. Skip the parts about skepticism. Skepticism is not good for you.



  1. Awake says:

    Here honey… have some gum…

  2. Incognito says:

    Guess I won’t open that gum factory in Japan after all.

    Who knew 🙂

  3. Karl says:

    The silicone lobby will fight the importation of this product. I am sure B2UP will have their hands full. 🙂

  4. Jandungo says:

    Is impotence bubble gum in the pipeline yet?

    😀

    Here hon’, have some gum

  5. Randy says:

    Boy this is old news, Firesign Theater did this years ago it was called Booby Chew, sorry I can’t remember the song.

  6. Pat says:

    For most, more then a handful is a waste. And then there are those that know more then a mouthful is a waste.

    I think dubya is behind this. That way, being the boob he is, he won’t stand out as much. Kinda like blending in. Besides, it will take away the Democrats attention from all his screw-ups.

    What? A Republican is importing and marketing this? It’s the Republicans going ga-ga over the results? Well, I guess their attention spans are shorter then the Democrats.

  7. Zuke says:

    Wow, that didn’t take long for someone to take a nice booby story and turn it into a political whine/rant!! Jesus H.!! BOOOOO!!!! HISSSSS!!!

    p.s. More Jessica Alba stories please….

  8. Sounds the Alarm says:

    Boner pills. Boob gum.

    I love this country!!

  9. mike cannali says:

    And for gays – Juicy Fruit

  10. christie says:

    if this was really true, wouldn’t we have heard all about it on tv and magazines.

  11. trish says:

    i know why we haven’t heard about this on the news yet, bush is hogging it all to himself~that son of a bitch!


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