Britney Spears is another stupid mom, but at least she’s nice to look at!

Battle Creek Enquirer – March 8, 2006:

When Sally Ball of Battle Creek picked up her newspaper on Friday, she said the front page article detailing the “Girls Gone Wild Rocks America” tour’s Feb. 17 stop in Battle Creek immediately caught her eye.

But Ball’s shock turned to anger when she realized the event described in print was the same one her two adult sons attended. She and her husband, Jerry, had purchased the tickets as a birthday gift.

SallyBall said she would have never bought tickets if she knew that “Girls Gone Wild” was involved. She and her husband were under the impression it was only a concert.

“I told the boys that I was just disgusted with them,” she said. “I said, ‘Is this what we bought for your birthday?'”

Who else thinks the dad knew all along?



  1. James says:

    Somehow I don’t think that’s a recent picture of Britney. She now looks as my mom did when she was 40.

  2. Doug says:

    So she bought these tickets for her “adult” sons,how did this ever get into the news???

  3. Mister Mustard says:

    Aww, jeez. Sally’s got her knickers all in a twist because her ADULT sons went to see a PG-13 wet t-shirt contest? They can see dirtier stuff than that on network TV.

    They must either be real prudes in Battle Creek, or that newspaper is REALLY hard up for stories.

  4. So if she does not think he sons were old enough, then we need to call Child Protective Services, and if they are adults she is a bleeding morons and needs to, in net lingo, STFU.

  5. Sounds The Alarm says:

    “The taint of the trailer”

  6. Nate says:

    The dad knew what it was for sure!

  7. rus62 says:

    Too bad there wan’t an extra ticket for Jerry.

  8. Larry says:

    The GGW tour is not what it would seem to be. My local rock station warned that it’s just a big sausage fest. The GGW crew has to take the girls back to a private bus/hotel room to get down and dirty because of laws prohibiting public nudity/sex. Tons of guys go in hopes of seeing boobies, but only end up getting a rock show.

  9. Doug says:

    Steve, I didn’t mean to question why the article was put here ( I agree with you), my point was more like Mister Mustard’s, how could this get into the general news stream, I guess the hog and cattle reports must not have been interesting enough that day.

  10. rus62 says:

    You forgot about the cereal reports.

  11. rus62 says:

    #14. Nobody except the promoters.

  12. Good Job! Of Course the father knew. hopfully he was able to go along 🙂
    Shure beats having the kids hanging aftwer school with lilly the 70 year old transgender school teacher baking cakes.

  13. Babaganoosh says:

    I love this line , “I told the boys that I was just disgusted with them,”

    As if it were somehow their fault.


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