Seeks Nerds — (to kill and eat?)

Showbiz And if you believe this story then I have a bridge for you…

Hollywood sex symbol Sharon Stone has revealed what type of man she is looking for – a NERD.

She reckons she’s not interested in ‘cool’ guys.

“The kind of guy I’m looking for would want to wear SpongeBob pyjamas and sit in the front row at the school play.”

The entire concept is so funny. I’m guessing she really doesn’t know what “nerd” means. She thinks it’s some ultra-rich guy who works in the tech business, that’s my guess. Larry Ellison would be an example. I don’t think she watches Sponge Bob either.



  1. FriedTurkey says:

    How old is that picture? I would see Basic Instinct 2 if she still looked like that. Sorry I don’t want to see what is between grandma’s legs.

  2. Jon Kerlinger says:

    She DEFINATELY does not know what she’s saying. This is why I hate terms like “nerd” and “geek” now–they’ve become trendy and cool, and every idiot that shops at Hot Topic and wears thick-framed glasses thinks they’re all original and different by calling himself a geek.

  3. Drew says:

    No self respecting Nerd would want that skanky old woman. Give us a Sydney Bristow and we’ll be happy.

  4. Donald says:

    I’m a Geek and I would hit it.

  5. Joe Dirt says:

    I wonder if she likes nerds with mullets? Yeeha, show me that big brown beaver Sharon!

  6. Ivor Biggun says:

    You know, the 30-35 year old Sharon Stone would interest me (or should I say DID interest me). At 48, she’s got far too many vertical miles on her to be of any allure. The reason she wants nerds and geeks is that she thinks she can get away without giving it up to them. After all, geeks/nerds/spazzes are asexual, aren’t they?

  7. Angel H. Wong says:

    #6

    I think it’s more like wanting a a horny guy rather than the “Do I look good in bed?” that she usally dated.

  8. Hey Mac says:

    If you’re over 50 like me, Sharon is still hot, hot, hot.

  9. Floyd says:

    Ditto here. I’m 55 and she still looks good–see below.

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0430912/Ss/0430912/0533_r.jpg

  10. Ballenger says:

    Mac and Floyd make a good point. Not to mention the older you get the hotter a younger hottie has to be to get beyond the having to listen to some other generations music, fads or the repackaged psycho-babble that was passed around by your own generation.

    But for the still young, who set the bar for their fantasy girl somewhere between Carmen Electra or Anna Kournikova, here’s the bad news and a tip. If in the astronomically unlikely event somebody who does look like the person in SH’s “Here” link, walks up to you and says “Hi, I’m a 47 year old world famous actress and a member of Mensa, and I want a real geek and I want him now.” Just take a deep breath, try not to trip over your iPod cord and say, “I’m a geek Miss Stone” and “Thank you God”. Because that will be as good as it gets.

  11. axe says:

    #3 : Sydney is 34 and Sharon is 48. Let me tell you alot happens to your body between those ages, especially after 40. Sharon still looks good for her age. She’s no “Vicki LaMotta in her 50s” but still looks good.

  12. What ever she wants is fine by me. 🙂

  13. Awake says:

    For all of you that were snickering at Sharon Stone’s age… I hope that you watched “the Daily Show” on Thursday night… wow… even Jon Stewart was utterly flustered and tripping over his own words. She looks hot, and she sure knows how to manage a man’s psyche. Wow!

  14. Mike says:

    Clearly, this Mensa girl knows exactly what soundbites will get her blogosphere buzz. 😉

  15. Miguel Correia says:

    For those who are saying “she’s too old”… man, I’d simply love to check out your garbage cans. They must be so full of gorgeous chicks!! he he he he.

    My garbage can has only normal women (some even better looking than that 50 year older and others not quite so) and even so, I’ve been a happy guy. By the way, I am still under 30. 😉

  16. GregAllen says:

    I find Sharon Stone very attractive but one thing bothers me about her…she has that serial-killer generic cameleon thing going on.

    You know, the female version of Ted Bundy. I’m not saying this because of her movies…which I haven’t seen. I just find it creepy when people can so often and so readily change their look.

    Do a google image search of her, if you want to know what I’m talking about.

  17. Bill says:

    Well, this would be a tough call. I guess it would depend on 1) Does she use AMD or Intel at home, and 2) does she have high-speed?

  18. rctaylor says:

    What she probably means is a guy that she can easily manage and manipulate, and will not be roaming the rest of the herd. He does have to be loaded also. I can only imagine the monthly maintenance charge for such a creature. That said, bring her on!

  19. david says:

    I don’t trust women who use their sexuality to seduce men. Women like that have nothing else to offer and seek to capture men by exploiting their weakest point. A woman who appeals to my strongest point is a woman who respects men and is strong herself.

    Women who expose their skin to attract you are sub-human. I know the context matters so that at a trade show it is different.

  20. gquaglia says:

    Ref #10, SN I have to disagree with you on the first set of pic of her topless. While she’s not on par with some young hottie, for her age she doesn’t look that bad. Most women of that age you wouldn’t want to look at clothed more or less topless.

  21. Sounds The Alarm says:

    All you nay sayers act like you could get a young chick that hot. We should all be so lucky to have a wife/other that looks that good at 35, much less 48.

  22. Marc Perkel says:

    Maybe she read The Nerd’s Guide to Sex and got hot over the idea.

    http://sex.perkel.com/howto/nerdsex.htm

  23. Zuke says:

    Sharon’s still hot even though she’s getting up there in years. I saw her on the Today show the other morning and I couldn’t believe how few facial lines she had, despite the fact that it didn’t seem like her face was Botox-frozen either. I wish Basic Instinct 2 wasn’t the stinker all the reviewers are saying it is, but I’ll still probably download, I mean, rent the movie in a few months.

    And for Christ’s sake people: IF YOU ARE LINKING TO NUDE PICTURES, PUT “NWS” SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FREAKIN POST!!!!!!

  24. GregAllen says:

    Zuke wrote: And for Christ’s sake people: IF YOU ARE LINKING TO NUDE PICTURES, PUT “NWS” SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FREAKIN POST!!!!!!

    Or you could just live over here!

    Every link except the IMDB was blocked. (probablfy I’m no on file somewhere for just trying to click on them.)

    I’m only a little younger than Sharon Stone and, believe me, I’d be delighted to be anywhere near her league. I didn’t look that hot when I was half my age!

  25. site admin says:

    CRIPES!!!


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