Toddler Kills Man!

Published on May 11th, 2006

Reality runs out of material, and begins lifting from Simpsons.

A toddler shot a man dead with a revolver he found in a cupboard, police in California said today. Officers in Alameda are now searching for the owner of the .38-calibre weapon.
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# 1 ECA said, on May 11th, 2006 at 9:57 am

its amazing that a 3 year old could pull the trigger…

# 2 pedro said, on May 11th, 2006 at 10:02 am

What a surprise, from guatemala!!! Not that anyone from the US couldn’t be able to duplicate or outdo such a feat.

By any chance was the kid yelling “Give america back to us, viva mexica!”?

Now you see the kind of absurdity I have to put-up with every single day in my country. Sometimes I think comedy writers read latin american newspapers to get inspiration

The best part for you guys in the US is, it’s not international news, it’s local.

I told you, get ready. The best is yet to come.

# 3 rus62 said, on May 11th, 2006 at 11:37 am

There’s a cocked gun lying around in the house and nobody knows about it? Why didn’t they search the house to make there were no more guns lying around?

# 4 joshua said, on May 11th, 2006 at 11:48 am

*recent imigrant* from Guatamaula…..translated that means *illegal alien*

I don’t believe a word of this……someone, maybe the *missing* uncle shot that dude and the kid is the cover.

# 5 Milo said, on May 11th, 2006 at 1:37 pm

They’ll have to pry that gun from that 3 year old’s COLD DEAD HANDS!

# 6 Rob said, on May 12th, 2006 at 7:06 am

this story is just an urban myth poking it’s head out again this was floating around a few years ago said it enough times and it will become fact and happen around the corner from you

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