Maximizing your ROI at Pizza Hut — An Incredible Feat You Have to See to Believe

Published on July 31st, 2006

And so it begins…this is nothing compared to the end of this build-out

This is hillarious! Make sure to scroll down to the bottom of the page linked here to see the astounding, finished, ’single-serving salad.’ Also make note of the Google ad at the bottom. Priceless!

Like the salad served at the Pizza Hut but dislike the idea that it’s expensive and you are not allowed to take more than once? Here is a guide on how you can maximize your return of investment, invented by some creative Taiwanese students.

I take no responsibility if you get booted from the restaurant for practicing the following guide. So, beware.

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# 1 JSFORBES said, on July 31st, 2006 at 6:00 pm

Why would I go to Pizza Hut for salad? Why would I go to Pizza Hut at all?

# 2 gamabunta said, on July 31st, 2006 at 6:01 pm

I used to work at a restaurant that had a salad bar similar to those found at Pizza Hut and all I have to say is don’t ever eat from a salad bar if you don’t like the idea of having like 20 different people’s germs in your mouth. Sneeze guards do nothing when people eat with the serving spoons.

# 3 John C Dvorak said, on July 31st, 2006 at 6:08 pm

Cripes..this post is about the architecture of the giant salad, NOT about Pizza Hut.

# 4 Mr. H. Fusion said, on July 31st, 2006 at 7:39 pm

One of the downsides of aging is that I can’t eat like I used to. When I was a kid, Buffets often had signs proclaiming

“No shirt,
No Shoes,
With Mr Fusion
No Service.”

Today, I look at a buffet table and feel full.

While I’m sure someone could eat all that salad, it only makes me nostalgic.

# 5 joshua said, on July 31st, 2006 at 8:46 pm

How could you eat a work of art? This salad is fantastic. To bad no Pizza Hut I ever went to had any of the stuff seen here.

# 6 KB said, on July 31st, 2006 at 10:31 pm

I hate to have to admit this, but I love this post.

# 7 Cognito said, on August 1st, 2006 at 1:00 am

Pizza Hut should run an annual competition.

# 8 Andy Catus said, on August 1st, 2006 at 1:06 am

There is something here in this article that demonstrates what does and does not pass as pant-wetting humour around the globe. To me the article was interesting from a construction and bravery point of view but did not even threaten to raise a titter from me or my nearest neighbours, I did not detect even anything worthy of viral blog posting. But clearly I am wrong as comments from some people on that web site indicate that to some people it was so funny they lost bowel control and fellow workers just had to rush over and see the comedy fest. Weird. Maybe you have to like salad or something. ROI, Return on investment and a trip to a fast food establishmant….. in same sentence for instance.

# 9 Named said, on August 1st, 2006 at 3:33 am

Andy Catus;

Jesus Christ man, have some fibre, take a shit, and relax! You sound like a bitter, constipated man…

# 10 forrest said, on August 1st, 2006 at 5:09 am

The picture of the cucumber tower…priceless!

Go Taiwanese!

# 11 Andy Catus said, on August 1st, 2006 at 5:12 am

Well yeah man.I should have expected some off-the-hip deficating messiah responses. But I want to add I am so layed back I’m inverted. Anyone who knows me blah blah blah. I also have a a broadband sense of humour. 96.1+% of the stuff on DvorakU is hilarious in all the comic genres. I just wondered why the Salad Gag does not work for me. Like not at all. Intresting, yes, I said that. F’ing hilarious man, whooop whoop….. nope. Maybe the fact I don’t get it is real funny to some and there is nothing wrong in that either.

Here is another data point…. I watched with my kids last week an old Scoobee-Do VHS. I loved it as a kid. They love it. Now though for me this time round, I just don’t get the trademark Shaggy-Scoobie overeating gags like I did. They look as out dated and unfunny as a chain smoking host on a talk show. No doubt you have me down as having a food problem of some kind. I don’t. I love my food. Overweight?, Nope, 75kg at 40. Or maybe I know someone who has a problem? No I don’t. Maybe ‘cos I am a stuck up British guy? who knows? maybe that is it! “Yanks vs the Brits” yet again? Just MROI in reading this story perhaps?

Off for a shit now guys.

# 12 John Bartkowicz said, on August 1st, 2006 at 10:36 am

I have a cousin who did something similar (although no where as beautiful) at a Mongolian Barbecue. Rather than pay for the unlimited trips, he did the one trip special. Pea pods were used to extend the bowl’s volume. He put very little veggies in there and kept with the meat. When he arrived to the grill, the cooks were amazed. They couldn’t fit it into a normal sized serving bowl, so they went in back and got him a steel mixing bowl to eat it out of.

# 13 FRAGaLOT said, on August 1st, 2006 at 12:34 pm

What dose ROI stand for?

# 14 Uncle Dave said, on August 1st, 2006 at 12:36 pm

Return On Investment

# 15 Gunny Hartman said, on August 23rd, 2006 at 3:02 am

A buffet is more about quantity than quality. As such, the goal is to maximize your dollar. There are ways to increase ROI, which one should heed to not be embarrassed.

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