Passing Out to Music.

Published on April 30th, 2007

Posted by hhopper in General

Just for a laugh.

15 users responded in " Passing Out to Music. "

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# 1 OhForTheLoveOf said, on April 30th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

Bob Saget called… He wants his schtick back.

# 2 sdf said, on April 30th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

can’t seem to find the companion piece – “old people involuntarily drop trow at the reception”

# 3 Jägermeister said, on April 30th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

Tiiimberrrr…

# 4 Mark T. said, on April 30th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Interesting that the guys are fainting at five times the rate of the gals.

# 5 Jetfire said, on April 30th, 2007 at 5:51 pm

From what I have been able to find out about this. It may have something to do with locking you knees straight. Doing a google search on Locking Knees and found alot of military people saying not to lock you knees when standing for a period of time (Guard or Formation). They say something about restricting blood flow.

# 6 John Paradox said, on April 30th, 2007 at 6:10 pm

not to lock you knees when standing for a period of time

Yes, a VERY bad idea to lock your knees.

Also, I wonder about how many of the weddings wound up with the groom (or bride) passing out at a more… um, active.. time later.

J/P=?

# 7 Smartalix said, on April 30th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

Some of those are obvious narcolepsy cases.

# 8 OhForTheLoveOf said, on April 30th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

Frankly, I am offended by you blatant attempts to poke fun at the pain experienced by narcolep….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

# 9 Paperweight said, on May 1st, 2007 at 4:08 am

The overwhelming number were men. MMMMMMMMMM

Is there a message there?

Me thinks there is.

# 10 Pfkad said, on May 1st, 2007 at 4:48 am

Most wedding ceremonies are a huge drag for everybody, but standing and trying to look attentive through one? This probably happens less than it should. Of course, there may also be some *night before* partying contributing, which may explain #4’s comment.

# 11 laineypie said, on May 1st, 2007 at 5:45 am

that was hilarious, it really, really was.

# 12 Greg Allen said, on May 1st, 2007 at 8:24 am

What is it about weddings? I go to church every week with baptisms, communion and other rituals but this mostly just happens at weddings. The knees are probably it but it also might be the clothing.

I’ve seen a best man go down and it darn-near happened to me when I was a groomsman.

I remember my vision was going black and thinking, “My… this feels nice… but … whoa!” and then I shook myself awake.

# 13 jdmurray said, on May 1st, 2007 at 8:25 am

The first thing they teach you in high school marching band is never to lock your knees. You won’t pass out, but you’ll go fall forward like a ton of bricks. People that actually pass out fall backwards as their legs collapse.

# 14 hhopper said, on May 1st, 2007 at 9:26 am

OFTLO – Didn’t you mean zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…WHACK!!

# 15 Anonymous Coward said, on May 1st, 2007 at 11:49 am

Most were obviously drunk or hungover. Personally I prefer running through the crowd squirting puke through my fingers.

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