This thing would actually work pretty well for large parties.

  1. bobbo says:

    Red necks drinking margaritas?

    Whats next, white wine spritzers?

  2. Jägermeister says:

    This mixer probably beats Blendtec’s machines… 🙂

  3. sdf says:

    #1 i guess margaritas, unlike mexican immigrants, are as american as apple pie

  4. bobbo says:

    I love Blentex. I have a similar machine the Vita-Mix (cost $450–overpriced but what you gonna do?) that makes instant icecream, ice coffees, and other mixes. The $100 blenders can’t touch it. Sure hope it doesn’t break.

  5. Jägermeister says:


    I like their ads… exaggerated, but entertaining. 🙂 The price of their products probably reflects that it’s actually made in the USA instead of China.

  6. cheerios says:

    Rednecks? Why is it okay to use slurs against white people but not others? Would you say “coons” or “beaners”? I didn’t think so.

  7. bobbo says:

    6–These proud anglo-saxon representatives of the back woods culture drinking margaritas?

    Which do you prefer?

  8. Jägermeister says:

    #7 – *ROTFLMAO*

  9. RTaylor says:

    I guess the warning about operating heavy machinery and drinking eluded them. Why do I think a trip to the ER is inevitable with this crowd of challenged caucasian rural dwellers; trying to please #6.

  10. hhopper says:

    @6 – Redneck doesn’t have the same connotation. Many “rednecks” are proud to be called rednecks. I guess you don’t live in the South.

  11. Petrov says:

    The “rednecks” should be proud… they feed the rest of us. Our civilization would collapse without these guys.

  12. mark says:

    10. true hop, unfortunately many people use the term for anyone from the south.

  13. John Paradox says:

    Wasting away again….


  14. BubbaRay says:

    Now if it would just drive me to the store at 100mph to get some more tequila and ice, it would be perfect. Couldn’t tell much about the engine from the vid, maybe a bored out Chevy small block?

    Now, to go with it, an extremely cool BBQ trailer made here in TX:

    Great find, Hop!!

    Great find, Hop!

  15. hhopper says:

    I think this grill would go with it even better:

    Click photo for larger.

  16. Jägermeister says:

    #14, #15

    No wonder people are getting fat… everything super sized… 😉

  17. cheerios says:

    #10 I was born and raised in the South, and we don’t call eachother “rednecks”. Please don’t try to pass yourself off as someone who knows anything about the South.

  18. hhopper says:

    #17 – Show me where I said EVERYBODY in the South is a redneck!
    I was born in the South and have lived here all my life… and there are plenty of rednecks down here.

  19. bobbo says:

    I drove through the South, stopped for a burger, called someone a redneck, and HE didn’t look too happy.

    So, like everything else, “smile” when you say that podner!

  20. Greymoon says:

    I’de love to go ‘coon huntin’ with a redneck. Then we can have some dogs and beaners after we skin the furs and make pocketbooks for drama queens.

  21. Greymoon says:

    Oops, I forgot, add ‘Cheerio mate!’to the above.

  22. Johnson says:

    thats ok cheerio us red neck white boys can take it unlike some other groups


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