The Nibiruans Return in 2012 — Are you Ready? — This site should keep a few of you busy.

Welcome to the official website of the Nibiruan Council, a multidimensional off-world council whose members are connected to the planet Nibiru. The Nibiruans’ mission is to prepare humanity to take their rightful place in the greater galactic community.

Jelaila Starr is the Nibiruan Councils’ messenger and channel. Through her articles, workshops, and lectures, the Nibiruan Council’s message has touched the hearts of many people around the world inspiring hope and understanding.

  1. Holy Crap says:

    A marketing genius? or true crackpot?

  2. Dan says:

    Well, she’s pretty AND she looks happy…. I MUST BELIEVE HER!!!

  3. Jägermeister says:

    Lord Xenu will greet the Nibiruan when the arrive, and then they and their followers will take a ride on the next comet away from this horrible planet. Bon voyage!


    L. Ron Hubbard, v2.0?

  4. undissembled says:

    John. Where is the witty banter to go along with the quoted story?

  5. dwright says:

    ok, it’s my turn…

    I for one welcome our Nibiruan overlords.

    (someone at digg would have said the same)

  6. Todd Anderson, III says:

    What is the difference between this woman’s belief and say, Hinduism. or Christianity, except for the fact that you do not believe in it?

    All religions seem bizarre to non-believers which should be the clue that all religions are equally vapid.

  7. AC says:

    Sigh – her pic is a lot better than her videos

  8. James Armstrong says:

    First of all, its “Naboo” not “Nibiru” …

  9. James Armstrong says:

    First of all, it is “Naboo” not “Nibiru”…

  10. Jägermeister says:

    What is the difference between this woman’s belief and say, Hinduism. or Christianity, except for the fact that you do not believe in it?

    $10’s of billions in wealth.

  11. bobbyjoe says:

    Why do they need money?

  12. Jerk-Face says:

    2. She’s not that pretty. There’s a fair amount of photoshopping on the picture above.

    She’s the old hag on the left wearing way too much makeup.

  13. Jägermeister says:


    Yeah, I wonder why… Could it be to pay for an extravagant lifestyle until the fraud is up in 2012? If she was smart, she would have run the Jesus-will-be-back scam, which doesn’t have a set year… that way she could milk the gullible sheep forever and ever.

  14. Billabong says:

    Cool this explains Roswell, Steve Jobs,Bill Gates,and John Dvorak.You thought putting this on Uncensored would keep us from suspecting you!

  15. JimR says:

    What they need now is a prophet. Granted, it will be much harder to create on in this day of instant communication, but if carefully planned and orchestrated… perhaps with the help of a good magician, electronic gadgetry, and a flock of the desperate and downtrodden… they might be able to pull it off

  16. Mr. Fusion says:

    #10, which left. Her or yours.

    That is some photoshop job too.

  17. qsabe says:

    Nibiru, I like that. Backwards phonetically.. You Ribin??
    Citizens; Na ! you ribin?? As in Na! you ribin me dude?
    Yea, I would put something in their collection plate.

    Old hag, say not.. I’d do her, but then I’d do all of them.
    I’m from Nibiru.

  18. Iamanassholetoo says:

    Could it be greed???

    Hey you can get a counciling session with the fraudster for only $125.00 per hour.

    You can even learn how to recode your DNA!

  19. knights_templar700 says:

    #11 – “the Jesus-will-be-back scam, which doesn’t have a set year…”

    The year (2007) is not only set, but so is the month (7th), the day (7th), and the time (the 777th minute of the 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year of the Second Millenium year of our Lord). Note that the 777th minute=13th hour of the day= One o’clock. Believe.

  20. Jägermeister says:


    Don’t hold your breath though…

  21. dwright says:

    And then there is the ultimate dupes, those that keep believing in government and the next leader will be the one to fix things.

  22. JimR says:

    @18, …but you have to hold your breath for 7 minutes if you want to see God.

  23. butch says:

    This is brilliant I hope they issue them diplomatic plates so they can park anywhere they want…..I’m getting one of their coffee cups for Christmas for certain.

  24. JoaoPT says:

    #17 and what time zone?
    Greenwich was not the center of the world back then when the prophecy was written…

  25. Gregory says:

    knights_templar700 – actually the 777th minute of the day is 12:57pm

    of course assuming that it would actually be 777:77.7777… etc then you get 12:58:17.777…

    I know religious prophecy isn’t known for accuracy though.. so I’ll cut you some slack 😉

  26. jdm says:

    I am really sick of all the people who advertise on Art Bell/George Noory that market December 21, 2012 as the end of the world or the beginning of the new age. It’s the date that the Mayan calendar ends AND NOTHING MORE!

    Back in the 1970’s this date was calculated to be December 24, 2011 and was advertised as the day that the aliens would return and reunite with the Mayan civilization (gonna be some disappointment there, like in Star Trek III). Some years later, this date was revised to 12/21/2012; interest picked up when astronomers predicted that Earth will have “an event” with a Near-Earth Object that same year. However, we know of no other ancient civilization that assigns any importance to either of these dates.

    The marketing of fear, plain and simple.

  27. mark says:

    26. I for one welcome our fearmongering……………………nope, overdone.

  28. knights_templar700 says:

    #25, Gregory, the reason it is off is because man has been off center for many thousands of years. Before Man, Earth revolved around the Sun every 360 days exactly (not 365 1/4). Man is off center, hence, the miseries and uncertainties of life.

    On December 21, 2012, the Earth will return to its true 360 days per year.

  29. julieb says:

    You would think the Galactic Federation would better fund her website.

    Anyhow, I ready to become part of the greater galactic community. I think she’s legit.

    It makes more sense than telepathically speaking to a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

  30. Jägermeister says:

    More information on this UFO cult:

    Jelaila Starr aka Jocylene Kelley – born Dec. 27, 1956, Toledo, OH. She became Jelaila as a walkin on June 23, 1992. Jelaila Starr is a messenger from the Galactic Federation’s Nibiruan Council. The Nibiruan Council was created to be a vehicle through which Jelaila could publish her writings as a spiritual visionary and messenger of the higher knowledge of our origins as a race, as well as the bigger picture of our galactic and universal history. She is the author of two books; We are the Nibiruans, Return of the 12th Planet and Bridge of Reunion.

    More if you visit the link and scroll down.


    Have it ever occurred to you that you do not have to believe in super natural beings?


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