Friday August 31, 2007
Toothless clerk wasn’t amused.
My hometown………There are no hillbilly jokes you can make that I see everyday in person…….sheesh. This whole thing took place only twelve miles from my house.
Completely in time to speed home and see the game while gouging the 12 pack…
Busted Mr. JasonTheOdd !!!
In the future…people in the South will evolve different from people in other parts of the country. This evolution will apparently involve the loss of teeth and the intake of thousands of extra calories a day.
This presents scientists with a conundrum, as these two evolutionary steps seem to be in direct contrast to one another.
They got her front teeth too. She’s not thrilled about dentistry either, I guess.
Hummm… I guess these guys never heard of “drop the mustard “. Another southern favorite. Of coarse it work much better 40 years ago.
De Soto Mo is not far from St. Louis. I see Matt the reporter a few times a week around town while making gas deliveries. He is always coming up with oddball stuff like this. Heck, I even made it on TV one day after a great storm knocked out power to most of the St. Louis area for days. I was real popular with folks when I showed at this exact store to deliver a load of gas last year. It’s Rustic down there in Desoto!
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