Will the National Park Have to Change its Name Too?

U.S. Olympic Committee pops its cork over a certain peninsula’s vintner and the ‘O’ word — This is hilarious.

Charlton, a former Texas Instruments executive who bought Olympic Cellars in 1999, said she wanted to resolve this issue woman-to-woman, by dealing directly with Maser. Then, in October, she got a second letter.

“It was very restrictive,” Charlton said.

The letter stated that as of Dec. 31, “if somebody ordered wine [online] and was not a previous customer,” who’d been to the winery near Port Angeles, “I had to turn them away.” Olympic Cellars has no right to promote itself outside Western Washington, according to the USOC. Doing so could dilute the committee’s control of its trademarked word, and confuse people about which companies are official Olympic supporters, the committee said.

These Olympic creeps are officially out of control. This all stems from that shit-head Senator Ted Stevens:

The letter, written by USOC attorney Kelly Maser, cited the Ted Stevens Olympic and Amateur Sports Act of 1998, in which Congress gave the USOC exclusive commercial control of the word “Olympic.”

The federal law grants an exception to businesses on the Olympic Peninsula. They can use the O-word when marketing themselves – but only in Washington west of the Cascade mountains.

Does that mean the park cannot advertise? Seems so.