| I would be hard pressed to think of a more important issue for an elected official to spend his time and his constituent’s tax money on than ridding our land of the scourge of truck testicles. All together now: Castrate our trucks! Castrate our trucks! |
Virginia lawmaker seeks ban on replica genitalia after girl spots rubber testicles on truck
It is one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a truck’s trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.State lawmaker Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying rubber replicas of male genitalia on vehicles,
calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.
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#80 – #73 & #75–OFTLO==excellent posts as is the norm when you give it the time to do so.
I’d thank you except that later you say… (see below)
Absolutist positions are inane and therefore irrelevant. The closer you are to an absolute position, the more inane and irrelevant you become.
I reject this statement because it is absolute.
Perhaps if you understood there is more than just one right in the Constitutition you would see the need to balance?
There is one right that makes all the other rights possible to preserve. The First Amendment is the opposable thumb of civilized society. Without, no other right matters because we are savages.
There is no need for balance. You either preserve the First, or society isn’t worth a damn.
Now, in a discussion of the right to free speech vs the right to public safety,
There is no right to public safety.
it is fair to come down on the side of free speech when it comes to car ornaments–but not with the rational you give.
Absolutely it is, with my rational.
Understand… I don’t care about the academics or theory of it. It’s not a brain teaser to get my IQ jollies with. You can do your fun little pedantic wordgames all you like, but I will kill people to defend the First Amendment, were it to become necessary.
#71, Shadowbird,
They should not be banned out of vulgarity or because of them being a distraction; the fact that they are supremely stupid should be reason enough to ban them.
The fact is these plastic adornments are stupid just puts them into a class of a whole bunch of other stupid things. Sort of like those black velvet Elvis Poster art thingys a few years back. Whatever the heck they were called. Believe it or not, there are still people today revering them as true works of art. Who am I to tell you to take it off your wall?
If the plastic balls are banned, what about the propeller spinners some put on the hitch? What about those stupid spinners on the wheels? What about those even stupider lights under the car? What about those trucks with more lights than the New York skyline?
In other words, stopping stupid begs the question; where do you stop?
i’ve had balls on my truck for two years and never seen it cause an accident. not everybody likes them. some people just don’t get it. including some posting on here. lionel’s motivation is because he didn’t know how to explain it to his child. i am a father and i had to explain it to my son as well as several nephews and nieces.(my penance for bringing it to their attention) I didn’t stop maturing at 12 or any of the other stereotypes I read. Didn’t read every post. I know several guys who have balls and each seems to have their own reason/meaning for them. OK tough guys now you can talk trash.
Wonder how many of the ‘outraged’ are the same people who freaked out with moral indignation at Janet Jackson’s nipple on TV.
I should have clarified… I meant the outraged testicle lovers. Not the outraged public. ALL of the latter were in a spin about the nipple. But I bet lots of the other bubbas were too.
But we have the freedom to make people conform to the PC ideal of our Democracy!
Democracy means government forcing conformity to the rules selected by the majority of voters. Democracy is about the suppression of the losers.
American Democracy is about suppressing the election losers without killing them (we call that tolerance).
If I’m behind you and you have a set off balls hanging from your bumper and my 4 year old daughter asks what they are. YOU ARE IN A WORLD OF DANGER. I will cut those balls from your bumper and shove them down your redneck throat.
These ARE neuticles for truck drivers who wish they had some.
I have a set of bulls balls on my F250.
I hung them there as america is being pussified by the libtards.
Any and all male displays of power and supremacy is being neutered. Go ahead try to take my balls fagets…
If your kids don’t know the difference between boys and girls, they you are the child molester that needs to be locked up!
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#87, this is for you!
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I have a set of bulls balls hanging from the rear of my F-250, and why not? I call my truck “Ferdinand, the BULL…” And my truck has BALLS, something most American men lack today…
As to protecting the chillins, well your kids see more nudity in a day than you do in a year… Bet they see around 30 other kids naked in the showers at school every day after PE… And after school, bet they are hanging out (literally!) masturbating or more together!
Ladies, admit it, you just have penis envy, thats why you want your men neutered…
No thanks! I’ll keep my balls swinging in the breeze!