13 Year Old Steals Dad’s Credit Card to Buy Hookers — FYI

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered. The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

  1. The Warden says:

    Great. So now the nerds of today will be responsible for the coming collapse of human evolution because they would rather fondle a controller to kill things on a tv set than to fondle a woman and procreate with her.

    And what was the point of getting the escorts if they weren’t going use them for the 5 seconds that they paid for? Maybe they just wanted them to serve them the pizza while they were playing the games?

  2. Les says:


  3. The other Les says:

    culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

    Seems kinda anti-climatic to me

  4. Eric says:

    Halo 3: Better Than Sex!

  5. Eric says:

    I like this quote from the full article:

    “Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a ‘World of Warcraft’ tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”

  6. fulanoche says:

    And this from the article…

    “Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”

    NY AG opening

  7. Balbas says:

    Lawyer first kid, then a politician.

  8. Said says:

    #7 – How true. He has to ensure that he leaves a slime trail when he walks.

  9. R'Copeh says:

    “13 Year Old Steals Dad’s Credit Card to Buy Hookers”

    At least, that’s the dad’s story;

    “Yes darling, he got a credit card in my name. I know, I know, I shall certainly teach him a thing or two for this dastardly behaviour”

  10. Dallas says:

    Of the two X Box choices, they picked the cleaner one to play with. Good for them.

  11. jcunwired says:

    Wow, I’m 48, but I wonder where my dad keeps his wallet!

  12. cookie mosnter says:

    LOLz kids today whats next? a child starting a nucleur war


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