Extra points for coming up with an advertising slogan in the comments. I’ll start you off, “Gummi Lighthouses: Chewy Goodness You’ll Love to Swallow!”

  1. Shacklemore says:

    Is this hard or soft candy?

    Does it depend how hard you rub it before you put it in your mouth?

  2. bobbo says:

    Kinda egotistical don’t you think?

    Ask a question and then provide the best answer.

    At least they aren’t 6 inches long, must be Japanese lighthouses?

  3. Cinaedh says:

    A perfect gift for your gay friend in all the colors of the rainbow!

  4. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Oh look, Mommy — the ivy on the lighthouses almost looks like veins!

  5. Mister Ketchup says:

    I just wanted to point out to James Hill that these are not suppositories.

  6. Libertican says:

    This confection is handmade by Sara, the lighthouse keeper’s daughter, who dutifully goes up and down the lighthouse to keep the mariners from pounding into her rocks. Buy the damn candy!

  7. RBG says:

    It’s nothing personal SN, but is there any way you could stay 500 feet away from kid’s candy stores?


  8. eyeofthetiger says:

    I unintentionally bought a pack of regular gummy bears out of a vending machine awhile back. While inspecting the package I noticed it had “Caution made on machine that also uses eggs and peanuts. Product of Mexico.” I threw away the package and washed my hands.

  9. KwadGuy says:

    Incidentally, the packaging, which was written by a guy, claims these candies are 6″ long.

  10. Angel H. Wong says:


    They are for mac users though. They’re so tight assed they can’t poop, that’s why every time they open their mouth only crap comes out of it.

  11. adogg4629 says:

    One lick of the tip and you are awash in gummy goodness.

  12. orangefly says:

    gummis you can scrape your teeth on….

  13. it's just an expression says:

    All I see is gay lighthouses that were knocked over in a hurricane, and a Geshia holding an umbrella on the package. What’s erotic about any of that?

  14. Bob LeMent says:

    Gummi Lighthouses – shining a light on all those dark places

    Gummi Lighthouses – soft but firm and fruity tasting too

    Gummi Lighthouses – Taste as salty as the sea

  15. KJones says:

    I am trying to think of a joke involving that candy and “sea men” but I’m just not creative enough.

  16. Khaaaaaaan says:

    Gummit Lighthouses… We Pack ‘Em In!

  17. poom says:

    could you please tell me, where we can buy this item?


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