Christian Site’s Ban on ‘G’ Word Sends Homosexual to Olympics – The Sleuth — This is a total hoot. What idiots. Might make for an interesting lawsuit.

The American Family Association obviously didn’t foresee the problems that might arise with its strict policy to always replace the word “gay” with “homosexual” on the Web site of its Christian news outlet, OneNewsNow. The group’s automated system for changing the forbidden word wound up publishing a story about a world-class sprinter named “Tyson Homosexual” who qualified this week for the Beijing Olympics.

The problem: Tyson’s real last name is Gay. Therefore, OneNewsNow’s reliable software changed the Associated Press story about Tyson Gay’s amazing Olympic qualifying trial to read this way:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here’s what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

“It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”

related links
Tyson Gay Homepage

Found by Roger Strukhof via Anthony Zambataro.
and Dvorak Uncensored KNEW this was going to happen. See this.




  1. Improbus says:

    To quote Mr. Mustard:

    HAW!

  2. Sicula says:

    “…now I know I have it in me.” I’m sure this was just a part of the agenda of the AP to get the quote this way. ;-)

  3. Les says:

    ROTFLMAO!!

  4. Special Ed says:

    Tyson should be happy they didn’t change it to peter puffer or knob gobbler.

  5. Dr Dodd says:

    Political correctness strikes again! But in this case you gotta appreciate the humor. :)

  6. Dallas says:

    Nothing surprises me from the Christian homophobes, source of inhumanity for centuries, killer of millions of innocent people and scoundrels infiltrating governments under the tax exempt cover of religion.

  7. BigCarbonFoot says:

    Ya can’t make this stuff up!

  8. QB says:

    Turner Classic Movies was playing “The Homosexual Divorcee” the other night. I always knew Fred Astaire was light on his loafers.

  9. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    And the answer for today’s Final Jeopardy is, “The name of the B-29 bomber from which the first atomic bomb used in wartime was dropped.”

    “What was the Enola Homosexual?”, Alex.

  10. hhopper says:

    My right calf muscle is a little sore. I think I’ll rub some Ben-Homosexual on it.

  11. Ho-Lip Tex says:

    Clbuttic!

  12. Mr. Fusion says:

    So how many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

  13. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    “So how many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?”

    None, Mr. Fusion, if the Christians are Amish ;-)

  14. montanaguy says:

    They just pray for the light bulb to heal

  15. QB says:

    Mr Fusion: How many light bulbs does it take to change a Christian?

  16. BigCarbonFoot says:

    Ben Hur said to his sister Ben Him, “wanna trade?” – She said “No, then I’d be Ben Homosexual”

  17. Peanut Butter and Jam says:

    In Thailand many name have ‘porn’ in it somewhere which often causes problems with email filtering software…. I have a friend with Thai surname that was constantly getting his emails rejected as SPAM….

  18. Buzz says:

    Speaking of foreign names and countries, have you ever heard of phuket, thailand?
    Who would name a town Phuket?

  19. clone4crw says:

    An interesting lawsuit indeed.
    A disgrace to all christians

    I would love to live in Phucket.

  20. Mr. Fusion says:

    #20, clone,

    There is a town in Michigan called “Climax”. My wife wanted to honeymoon there. She preferred that to “Come-By-Chance” Newfoundland.