Dingbat of the day

TECHNOLOGY Blog | The Dallas Morning News — There was so much chatter about aliens coming to earth on Oct. 14 by the nutters, that bookies were taking bets and giving long odds. And, of course it was a suckers bet. A slew of these Oct. 14th folks were on YouTube with this crap. We will now get the word that the “Federation of Light” had to celebrate a holiday or there was a riot on Uranus or they lost their butts in the stock market crash and couldn’t afford to make the trip. One thing you can be sure of, a new date will be set with some bogus excuse for this missed appointment. My bet is on “Earth wasn’t ready yet for the visit. So it was postponed.”

WORRIED bookmakers have stopped taking bets on aliens showing up on Earth.

It follows a flurry of bets amid internet buzz that a massive intergalactic spaceship will appear tomorrow [i.e. Tuesday].

Videos and messages on YouTube, blogs and UFO websites are buzzing with predictions that a vessel from the alien Federation Of Light will be visible in our skies for three days.

  1. Mister Ketchup says:

    I’m pretty sure this was filmed at the visitors area of the Betty Ford Clinic.

  2. optionshiftk says:

    I often wonder if these nuts actually believe these crackpot theories, or if they are just trying to fool others. Mind boggling

  3. Special Ed says:

    Someone is going to feel like a real asshat in the morning.

  4. mthrnite says:

    They’re gone now.. they just wanted change for a dollar.

  5. echeola says:

    we still have a few hours of the 14th left. i hope dvorak gives curry hell on no agenda.

    I love how she says I’ll get right to the point and prattles on for almost 9 min.

  6. denacron says:

    “Vibrations of love”

    So…. do we use double A or D to power it up?

    I think she did too much LSD waiting for Spock.

  7. DanTheMan says:

    I saw them earlier today. They said they’d be here for three days, but they told me that was because they underestimated our internet connection speeds. They got their porn faster tan expected.

  8. Borat says:

    If she’s wrong, she should offer me some butt secks.

  9. Jägermeister says:

    Legalize drugs? No, thank you…

  10. Mister Ketchup says:

    Jag, I’m thinking LSD.

  11. Hitchhiker says:

    Oh fer…now they’re not even coming?!? And I was gonna make waffles! It’s probably Zzert’s fault; he’ll try to metabolize anything and if he got into the sulfurous astroblatz you do NOT want him in your saucer for 30 or 40 million parsecs, believe me.

    Oh well. Maybe there’s some more of that election reality show on.

  12. brendal says:

    I am SO disappointed!

  13. envirotex says:

    A little off-topic perhaps but I have found the following link to James Randi’s “Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds, and Hoaxes of the Occult and Supernatural” can provide some pretty useful leads for disentangling the logical mess in some of these claims,

    e.g. On the subject of “end of world” predictions such as 2012 (apologies Adam Curry) they list 44 that have come and past.

  14. kineticdc says:

    what a bunch of wack jobs!!!! you know some day one of them will be President.

  15. jim says:

    UFO’s were here yesterday in San Francisco. The main stream media, that are pretty much owned and controlled by the shadow government, hid the whole affair from the rest of the US and the world. Man, you guy’s are all sheep. Thank god for amateur video. John wont let me post the link so i’ll write it out for you.

    http :// www. youtube. com /watch?v=ucir-9kOYzk

  16. Alex says:

    I hate to say it….. but John, you were wrong. There was a sighting of the Federation of Light…. It was announced today. Here is the URL

    They have pix.


    This is Space Cadet Alex, reporting in from Houston.

    Roger, check your vector Victor….. OVER!!!

  17. jim says:

    Why won’t you let me post the link John? The government has the power to alter are minds (with HARP) but they can’t alter a video recording. This is a big story thats not getting out.

    I hope the link in post #15 will work. You need to type it in manually.

  18. Billy says:

    WoW, OK, that is scary. It can’t be real. I need to call my friends in SF.

  19. jim says:

    I’ve just spoken to my source in Washington( the State). He worked for the Air Force and was stationed at secret base in Alaska. I promised him I wouldn’t go into his details, but he still has major security clearance on these matters. Apparently the Aliens are allowing are government to use HARP to mask there presents in exchange for our help in finding two escaped very smart robots that had some very important tactical info that they want back. He was very distressed so I can’t say any more at this time.

  20. Special Ed says:

    Last night I had my home invaded by two very smart robots. They hit me with a beam and paralyzed me so I could not move or talk. Apparently they had been told that I had important tactical information up my ass and they both took turns probing for it. As they were leaving I gained the ability to speak. All I could get out was, “call me!”

  21. jim says:

    It’s seems the link is still not working. There trying really hard to stop people from viewing this. Just type this, “Death Star Galactic Federation ufo over San Francisco gotta see to believe”,
    in the youtube search. Do it before it gets pulled.

  22. jim says:

    It’s seems the link is still not working. There trying really hard to stop people from viewing this. Just type this,”Death Star Galactic Federation ufo over San Francisco gotta see to believe”,in the youtube search. Do it before it gets pulled.

  23. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    I don’t think she knows where Alabama is.

  24. Mr. Fusion says:

    Palintards will do anything to avoid November 4.

  25. Juan says:

    They were already in South Africa but were unfortunately mugged and hi-jacked within 25 secs. The police say they wont go out and help them because they dont have any gas in the cars and the one car that has some is taking the captains wife shopping. The parts of the ship has already been sold on the black market and some of the mini-bus taxi’s have somehow got enourmous speed!!

  26. Someone says:

    the letter?

    Where was it postmarked?


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