Note: This photo is not of the “Butt Bandit.”  It is a male model showing padded briefs.  That’s just foul.

Authorities said they’ve arrested a suspect in the rash of so-called “Butt Bandit” vandalism cases. County Attorney Eric Scott said a 35-year-old man was arrested early Wednesday morning. Formal charges have not yet been filed. Some vandal had been skipping from one building to another at night, pressing his naked buttocks, groin or both on windows.

Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

Local residents found some humor in the strange brand of graffiti and had dubbed the vandal the “Butt Bandit.”

Valentine Police Chief Ben McBride called it “the weirdest case I’ve ever seen.”

  1. Dallas says:

    I hope this is unrelated to the Gay – Christian clash. It would be a terrible escalation of the conflict.

  2. UNKN says:

    So who did it, the Gay or Christian side? Sometimes it’s hard to tell who might be guilty.

  3. Helzerman says:

    #1 Dallas I don’t usually reply with ROFL, but in this case, it’s totally warranted. That’s funny.

  4. Raff says:

    Now that I’ve had a few pints, I believe I’ll grease my buttocks and make some impressions.

  5. Dallas says:

    #3 Thanks and yes, timing is everything!

  6. mthrnite says:

    Butt Bandit.. that’s got a nice ring to it…

  7. Jim says:

    Nah, it’s a sexist thing. Now the womens will feel they aren’t getting enough butt bandit coverage and start mooning in subway cabs and office windows.


  8. Angel H. Wong says:


    It depends, if it has ass hair marks on the stain then it’s a Christian.

  9. AdmFubar says:

    fowl???? uhm dont you mean foul???

    sometimes the writing here just doenst “cut the mustard”… rolls eyes and other body parts…

  10. O says:

    Is that you in the picture?

  11. Glenn E. says:

    “Butt Bandit.. that’s got a nice ring to it…”
    Yeah, but it’s not accurate. He didn’t steal butts. More like a Butt Vandal. Only he didn’t vandalize butts, either. Does it really matter what part of his body he pressed against the windows. It could have been worse, ya know? What would they have called him for using the opposite side? Probably not so printable a name. “The Wang Bandit”? It would be just as illegal to smear up windows with greased up hands, as a greased up butt. That part of the human anatomy just gets more press. And a cute name. How about the “Posterior Painter”?

  12. Dallas says:

    #8 LOL Touche’

  13. Helzerman says:

    # 9 AdmFubar – Thanks for pointing out the typo… and for your kind remarks. Classy. 🙂

  14. Mr. Fusion says:

    Yer all wrong. This is just our favorite right wing nut being his bovine self.


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