Tell us what Santa brought you this year. Or what you wish you had gotten.

  1. green says:

    more of the childish soft porn pics. Grow up FFS, and go F*** your wife.

    Merry Giftmas

  2. floyd says:

    I want a job.

  3. Mac Guy says:

    $50 Kohl’s card, $30 Best Buy card, a wi-fi detecting t-shirt from thinkgeek, an anti-RFID wallet (also from thinkgeek), a mouse pad and a nice shirt. 🙂

  4. Special Ed says:

    I got these power tools!! 🙂

  5. Grandpa says:

    I’d like my job back.

  6. Stephanie says:

    A check and a keychain.

  7. amodedoma says:

    Must’ve been a good boy, got the new robot I was wantin’.
    Now if I could jusst get my hands on a high power laser, the world would be mine!

  8. huskergrrl says:

    After eight years of requesting no gift or a charitable contribution in lieu of a gift, I have received yet another load of crap I’ll have to dust before gradually hauling it all to Goodwill. Not once has anyone made the charitable contribution. In a few minutes, we leave for my mother-in-law’s house where I will undoubtedly receive an ugly pair of pajamas. Next year, I’ll be spending Christmas on a nice warm beach somewhere.

  9. Turing Machine says:

    Hi Guys

    nadolig llawen (Welsh)

    Well i got a COWON S9 under my tree because ipods suck

  10. Ms Kicza says:

    Okay, enough is enough with the pictures of scantily clad women. I’m to the point where I can no longer open this blog at work (educational institution) because to them. I thought this was a tech blog, not a soft core wanna be porn site.

  11. Uncle Dave says:

    #8: Never was, never will be a tech blog.

  12. hhopper says:

    And that’s not “soft core porn.” That’s just a scantily clad woman.

  13. Winston says:

    I got a rock…

  14. gsbrickner says:

    Since my Christmas tree is outdoors and living, under my tree I have dirt and snow and maybe a rabbit den.

  15. Mister Mustard says:

    #15 – ‘dro

    “too darn skinny” is under your Christmas tree? You know, if you blow up those dolls a little more, they appear chubbier. You should try that. Just make sure you don’t pop her.

  16. huskergrrl says:

    This is on my list for next year:

  17. Mr. Fusion says:

    Well I got the wifey a Compaq laptop, an electric throw rug, socks and underwear. The rug rat got a Wii, pogo stick, magic kit, socks and undies. Guess where they have been all day.

    They got me a Craftsman cordless drill and light and new computer chair. Oh ya, and slippers.

    We’re happy.

  18. Mr. Fusion says:

    Oh ya, it would have been nice to get a flat screen monitor. The 19″ CRT I have is excellent though and I am quite satisfied. Maybe next year I’ll put a flat monitor on my list.

  19. qsabe says:

    What did I get under the tree. Well as a pagan I celebrate the yule season with fine bottles of booze and getting laid.


    Remember it last 12 days or until the Yule log burns out. .. The neighbors are complaining about the stink of that burning log. .. I think they are just jealous when all they got was shiny little additions to their credit card bills.

  20. Username says:

    Organic socks, t-shirt, new jacket, money, fantasy shield and ethical gifts (e.g amnesty) where they gave a family a goat.

  21. Angel H. Wong says:

    I got a bad dragon toy ( with action squirting cum lube. Perfect for those gay nerds who love LOTR and the Dragonlance books.

  22. Mr. Fusion says:

    #23, Angel,

    You horny bastard !!!

    Enjoy 🙂

  23. Angel H. Wong says:


    You know, you could get one of those toys to your wife if she’s a D&D fan =3

  24. Angel H. Wong says:


    Unless you guys decide to go German and she uses it on you =3


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