Paula Deen’s heart attack

Published on December 31st, 2008

Yes, a huge burger served between two donuts topped with bacon and egg. Cripes. Only in America.

Found by John Ligums.

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# 1 LtSiver said, on December 31st, 2008 at 5:56 pm

Hey John, why are you surprised? Have you seen the horrible for you crap she makes on her show? Sure, it tastes great, and you’ll love eating it, but if you eat everything she makes you won’t live very long. Everything in moderation!

# 2 Rick Cain said, on December 31st, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Those women can be strapped to a chain and used to knock down buildings with.

# 3 Mister Mustard said, on December 31st, 2008 at 6:05 pm

She made it almost 57 seconds before blurting out one of those obnoxious “yaawwwwl” eructations. If she’s ever murdered by a demented stalker, it will be for saying “yaawwwl” more times per minute than can be humanly tolerated.

# 4 Alan Ralph said, on December 31st, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Don’t worry… the UK is fast catching up with the US in terms of the amount of crap that most people stuff into their faces…

# 5 Buzz said, on December 31st, 2008 at 6:23 pm

John. Time for your diet, too. You need to drop below 180.

# 6 hhopper said, on December 31st, 2008 at 6:24 pm

That would be a terrific last meal.

# 7 superchocobear said, on December 31st, 2008 at 6:36 pm

I saw this on the TV show the Boondocks two or three years ago, though admittedly the boondocks is a animated show. and as @hhopper says, it would be a terrific last meal.

# 8 amp1985 said, on December 31st, 2008 at 6:56 pm

if cows are being taxed for farts ,she should be charged for hearts.

# 9 BigBoyBC said, on December 31st, 2008 at 7:07 pm

She’s the worse of “White Trash” cooking. I came across a clip the other day she was breading and deep-frying leftover Mac & Cheese.

# 10 onomontapeia said, on December 31st, 2008 at 7:11 pm

Not only is it unhealthy and unappealing but unsanitary. Did you see her lick her fingers and then hand the woman the sandwich to bite? Ewwwww!

# 11 Special Ed said, on December 31st, 2008 at 8:30 pm

That sandwich makes her ass look big!

# 12 CountSmackula said, on December 31st, 2008 at 9:05 pm

It ain’t the sammich Ed.

# 13 CountSmackula said, on December 31st, 2008 at 9:10 pm

If knew she was gonna use donuts, she should’ve make a big sausage patty instead of beef.

Oh, and added cheese to that bad boy!

Mmmmm… better than an EggMcMuffin.

# 14 Ryan said, on December 31st, 2008 at 9:20 pm

More disturbing than the food is the incredibly fake interaction between the black chick and Paula.

# 15 John Paradox said, on December 31st, 2008 at 9:31 pm

As seen on The Obesity Network….

J/P=?

# 16 Brian said, on December 31st, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Jim Gaffigan makes a joke about this exact sandwich from his 2005 ‘Beyond the Pale’:

‘look out McGriddle here comes the donut ham hamburger!’

Then says he should be careful because Dunkin’ Donuts would pick it up.

Ugh. Crap like this is why terrorists really hate us.

# 17 Troublemaker said, on January 1st, 2009 at 1:45 am

Wow! I just noticed that you guys finally got a decent looking logo…

About time!

# 18 pedro said, on January 1st, 2009 at 4:46 am

For dessert: Deep fried twinky filled Chocolate Mud pie ropped with sweet Hollandaise sauce.

# 19 Personality said, on January 1st, 2009 at 6:58 am

#17, I think that is why this site was down so often in the past week.

Sorry DU, but I got to have my DU at work!

# 20 eater said, on January 1st, 2009 at 7:01 am

that’s just gross! am I the only one that likes my sweet and salty flavors kept separate?

# 21 Miss_X2b said, on January 1st, 2009 at 7:20 am

That’s got to be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. Full stop, BARF!

# 22 Mr. Fusion said, on January 1st, 2009 at 7:56 am

I have seen enough variant tastes that very little fazes me anymore.

Not what I would order but I’m sure there are people, like my nine y/o, that would gobble this up if they also used ketchup.

# 23 QB said, on January 1st, 2009 at 8:00 am

Homer: “When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart: butter your bacon!”

Bart: “Yes, sir”

Homer: “Bacon your sausage!”

Bart: “But dad, my heart hurts…”

# 24 bangituplainey said, on January 1st, 2009 at 8:39 am

i think she’s hot

# 25 /T. said, on January 1st, 2009 at 9:03 am

Was anyone else waiting for her to claw at her chest and drop ???

Funny #2, the next recipe is for fruit & yogurt.

Peace & Happiness to All in ‘09 !!

# 26 BytesU said, on January 1st, 2009 at 10:02 am

I hate her style of cooking, but I love her personality. She seems like a nice lady.

# 27 hhopper said, on January 1st, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Personally, I like a cheeseburger like this:

Cripes, I think I dislocated my jaw!

# 28 Ron Larson said, on January 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm

The Australian Burger King (called Hungry Jack’s over there) sometimes sells a similar heart-attack sandwich. No doughnuts, but pretty close. Bacon, egg, hamburger, beetroot, cheese, etc.

# 29 sargasso said, on January 1st, 2009 at 3:12 pm

I don’t see this as a bad thing. Weird, yes, but it is a symbol of America’s true pride in it’s abundance and in it’s generosity. It is a sociological phenomena.

# 30 Gasbag said, on January 1st, 2009 at 3:50 pm

God I had a heart attack just watching that!

# 31 brm said, on January 1st, 2009 at 5:29 pm

#27:

Yeah, In-N-Out!

# 32 MikeN said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 7:50 am

Don’t worry people like Mike Bloomberg have banned food like this.

# 33 The0ne said, on January 6th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

I love food but this almost made me wanna barf. Sickening.

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