The Map of Heaven

Published on January 31st, 2009

Posted by Uncle Dave in humor, religion

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# 1 Mr. Fusion said, on January 31st, 2009 at 3:19 pm

Map of Heaven ?????????

Where the heck is my home made cheese and broccoli soup? That is heaven and it doesn’t show up? Get real.

Alright, I’m calling bullpoop on this one.

# 2 LinusVP said, on January 31st, 2009 at 3:26 pm

whatever

# 3 Special Ed said, on January 31st, 2009 at 7:25 pm

My idea of heaven would be to have all my dogs back that have passed away. That, and the 72 virgins like those silly Muslims.

# 4 EvilPoliticians said, on January 31st, 2009 at 7:25 pm

can’t wait

# 5 Mr. Fusion said, on January 31st, 2009 at 7:43 pm

#3, Ed,

Don’t dogs leave lots of little surprise packages in the back yard?

# 6 DigitalGuy said, on January 31st, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Shouldn’t Jesus be seated at the right hand of The Father?

# 7 evolution said, on January 31st, 2009 at 8:53 pm

I’m sure they had a weird childhood, maybe abused by their parents so they have to look for something “nice”. Heaven will do just nicely so dealing with the real world doesn’t come into any type of contact with them.
Like the Pope, the best example of a delusional person who has power over so many other delusional people. And a couple or three idiots in the US Government who put up their hands when asked if they didn’t believe in evolution. Yikes!

# 8 Hugh Ripper said, on January 31st, 2009 at 8:58 pm

They have go-carts in heaven? Thats it, I’m going to church.

# 9 BigBoyBC said, on January 31st, 2009 at 9:18 pm

I remember reading that Mark Twain once said that he would choose heaven for the comfort, but would prefer hell for the company.

Me Too…

# 10 Improbus said, on January 31st, 2009 at 9:22 pm

Who thought up the concept of heaven? The first conman. Suckers.

# 11 Tenaya said, on February 1st, 2009 at 8:22 am

Can someone tell me where to find America Land (or America, for that matter) in the Bible? I can’t seem to find it.

# 12 Dallas said, on February 1st, 2009 at 8:43 am

Where are the 72 virgins?

Oops, wrong heaven. This is the American version.

# 13 RBG said, on February 1st, 2009 at 9:15 am

Great, you wait patiently up in heaven for your children only to see them come through the Pearly Gates at 117 years old.

RBG

# 14 Joe said, on February 1st, 2009 at 9:23 am

Of course the Catholics get their virgins while they are still alive…

# 15 Todd Peterson said, on February 1st, 2009 at 10:39 am

Where is the Lesbo-cloud with the ice-cream machine that Dr. John Dorian and Turk are supposed to meet up at?

[Why the hell do I need to fill in a fake e-mail adress to post?]

# 16 Pinkerton said, on February 1st, 2009 at 12:46 pm

It’s all well and good, but there’s still no beer in heaven.

# 17 Wretched Gnu said, on February 1st, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Joe, you made my day.

# 18 Glenn E. said, on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:32 am

Whoever drew this up, has spent too much time visiting the Magic Kingdom in Florida. The castle and Fantasy Land are in the same places. They should have dug up the old NY World’s Fair layout (1965), and copied that. Fewer people would have recognized it, after all this time. Including me, and I have one of the NYWF maps!

# 19 Alex said, on February 2nd, 2009 at 5:15 am

“Whoever drew this up, has spent too much time visiting the Magic Kingdom in Florida. The castle and Fantasy Land are in the same places.”

…to which I have to say, way to miss the point.

# 20 The0ne said, on February 2nd, 2009 at 7:10 am

#3, there’s a really good guide to have your dogs back…watch the movie Pet Cometary j/k

# 21 KAMV said, on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 am

#20, “Sometimes, dead is better.”

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