Pic of the Day — Jesus on a dinosaur

Published on February 11th, 2009

There is a sort of inevitability to the conclusion. I mean, given that he had the opportunity, why would he not have ridden dinosaurs?

Thanks, K B

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# 1 hhopper said, on February 11th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

That’s just sad.

# 2 Benjamin said, on February 11th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

No one thinks Jesus rode dinosaurs. Everyone knows that dinosaurs died out five thousand years ago.

Besides, the proper way of steering a dinosaur is not with reins, but you butt the thing in the head with a spear in the opposite direction you want to go.

# 3 wbskeet37 said, on February 11th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

#1 Amen brother!

# 4 Olo Baggins of Bywater said, on February 11th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

we know they survived the flood (on Noah’s ark…

Apparently the ark was a lot bigger than we imagined.

# 5 Benjamin said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

#4 “Apparently the ark was a lot bigger than we imagined.”

Noah brought baby dinosaurs. The questions to ask are: how many animals were there and how big was the ark? How many animal were aquatic anyway. You can’t say that an unknown number of animals cannot fit in an unknown sized ark.

# 6 i have my own personal saviors said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

That’s just silly! The dinosaur would just say grace thank the lord for the meal and eat him. What are they teaching these kids? Now if that dinosaur was propelled by a flagellum then you would have some thing.

# 7 DarkJesus said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

This picture is older than John C. Dvorak.

# 8 Adam G. said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Yikes.

So, were they trying to say dinosaurs survived up to the Common Era?

# 9 god said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

#7 – Might even be older than Eideard…

# 10 ECA said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Um,
so the passages about christ riding an ASS’ were more about being Bisexual??

And if in that TIME, they had figured out HOW to tame a LONG TOOTH, why didnt they learn to tame MANY other creatures BEFORE, and WHY arent they ALL domesticated.. Would love to have a pet grizzly..

I have this feeling someone is trying to REWRITE the bible, and make Jesus a Militant, running raptors and killing romans.

# 11 hhopper said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Hey, maybe dinosaurs built the pyramids!

# 12 ChuckM said, on February 11th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Jesus was one bad-ass mother… shut yo mouth!

That would make a heck of a tattoo… would pay to see a made for TV movie about it. Makes me want to be catholic again… just like momma raised me.

# 13 CDRaff said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

#5 The size of the ark is not unknown. According to the bible it was to be, 300 Cubits long, 50 Cubits wide, and 30 Cubits high. a cubit being the length of a forearm…

Yeah I went to a Christian High School. They had the best academics in the state, and of course a bible class.

# 14 JimR said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Um, shouldn’t that be Noah riding the T Rex?

# 15 Mister Mustard said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

I wonder where one gets “Flesh of Christ”-colored crayons.

# 16 KAMV said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Jesus has a raptor mount!

# 17 JimR said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Re: #15, “I wonder where one gets “Flesh of Christ”-colored crayons.”

The artist must be wondering that as well. It appears that he has substituted “Sunblock Caucasian” for it.

# 18 a said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

I knew Flintstones is based on a true story

# 19 i have my own personal saviors said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

I remember this book from my early days… The Beginner’s Bible Coloring Book. It sold to church Sunday schools much better than the historically more accurate Jesus was Colored Coloring Book.

What those lying paleontologists never tell you is they don’t need to carbon date those bones. They all have a (best if used by date) on them. This fellow here has (best if used by 6/28/28AD) stamped on his foot. Exodustells us the picture on page 7 of this coloring book of Moses riding Triceratops down mount Sinai had a(best if used by 8/15/1329BC) date. And yes the knowing when the BC/AD switch would occur is just more evidence of the Divine.
You science worshiping tech heads on this blog make me sick with all your lies.

I’ve got to have Kaya now.

# 20 ECA said, on February 11th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

17
“has substituted “Sunblock Caucasian” for it.”

WHICH I CANT understand. considering the area and the time frame, he SHOULD be mostly BROWN toned..NOT some WHITE devil..Western European PALE faced WHITE GUY..

# 21 JimR said, on February 11th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

#19, advice please. I’ve had a package of brontosaurus burgers in the fridge for… it seems like eons. It has a ‘best before’ date of 02/09/3008 BC. They don’t smell at all, but they do feel as hard as rock. Should I put them on the barbie anyway?

# 22 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on February 11th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

I think Jesus traveled back in time, which is his prerogative, and is helping Noah load this especially cantankerous dinosaur onto the ark. Noah was having trouble with the mean old dinosaur, and the Savior is merely helping out his friend Noah.

The importance of friendship is today’s Sunday school lesson, boys and girls, and Jesus is your friend when you have trouble, too!

# 23 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on February 11th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

#21 JimR, those eons-old brontosaurus burgers should be fine for grilling. Just don’t eat any peanut butter from a certain company in Georgia

# 24 JimR said, on February 11th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

#23, Too late. I’ve got a very hot petrified brontosaurus burger stuck to the top of my mouth. The good news is that I’ll choke to death before the salmonella gets me.

# 25 mr. show said, on February 11th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

I like this version better….a kickass Jesus…Buddy Christ (from “Dogma” is a close second). I think it would be better if Jesus and Richard Dawkins were riding in tandem…now that would be a statement.

# 26 my said, on February 11th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

I would love to meet these SDIQs and have a wee chat. What a bunch of idiots!

# 27 Kanjy said, on February 11th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Why would Jesus need to ride dinosaurs when he could just teleport to places?

# 28 deowll said, on February 11th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

I can only assume these creationest have never read the Bible.

The man seems to have walked a lot.

It isn’t clear that he ever rode on a horse.

It is stated that he once rode on the colt of an ass.

There is nothing named in the Bible that would match up with a dinosaur unless you count birds as being dinosaurs.

He was a good man who was deeply concerned about doing the right thing and looking out for the other guy.

Of course that sort of thing can get you killed.

# 29 John C Dvorak said, on February 11th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

This may be the most disturbing thing we’ve ever posted regarding creationists.

# 30 m.c. in l.v. said, on February 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

Maybe Jesus was the dinosaur….

# 31 KD Martin said, on February 11th, 2009 at 9:48 pm

# 11 hhopper said, “Hey, maybe dinosaurs built the pyramids!”

Well, by golly, that just explains it all! I’m gonna have to buy some more Legos…

# 32 ECA said, on February 11th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

28,
ditto..

31,
KD,
Go away this is my play ground ROWRSSS…

# 33 dvdchris said, on February 11th, 2009 at 11:15 pm

Fools! Everyone knows the flood killed the dinosaurs!

# 34 KD Martin said, on February 11th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

#32, ECA, You’ll just have to buy your own Legos. Darn, those things aren’t cheap anymore!

# 35 ECA said, on February 12th, 2009 at 1:37 am

KD,
In my life, they never were cheap.

# 36 Deep-Thought said, on February 12th, 2009 at 1:45 am

Mental Child Abuse

# 37 ZZman said, on February 12th, 2009 at 3:08 am

I know what my cousin in Israel would say: “Jesus will be very angry one day when he comes on earth and sees that picture. We have to make sure he understands that it’s depicting the Jesus that was fabricated by the Westerners”.

# 38 RMVX said, on February 12th, 2009 at 3:35 am

Lol, that’s a cute pic

I know I’d ride one if I chance

# 39 jimbo said, on February 12th, 2009 at 4:49 am

is this an ACTUAL colouring book affiliated with religion? Or is it some sort of joke about creationists…

It’s been quite hard to differentiate between the two in the past few months.

I take it that the religious institutions are falling and need to become more integrated with science.,it all started with that damn Explore Evolution bs…

Anyone care to help me along my path of discovery on this topic?

# 40 Mr. Fusion said, on February 12th, 2009 at 5:46 am

#11, Hopper,

Hey, maybe dinosaurs built the pyramids!

Naaa, if they did, with arms like that, they would have been pretty small pyramids.

# 41 Glenn E. said, on February 12th, 2009 at 5:52 am

Maybe all the largest egg laying animals just showed up at the Ark, and left their offspring there to hatch after 40 days. That way, Noah didn’t have to feed them, or clean up after them. Just keep them warm.

# 42 Mr. Fusion said, on February 12th, 2009 at 5:53 am

#17, JimR,

It appears that he has substituted “Sunblock Caucasian” for it.

I’m relatively certain that Sunblock Caucasian wasn’t marketed until sometime after the Visigoths sacked Rome. That and “Color Your Roots Dark” hair dye were marketed about the same time.

# 43 smartalix said, on February 12th, 2009 at 6:35 am

Since Jesus was a pacifist, shouldn’t he be riding a herbivore?

# 44 Alex said, on February 12th, 2009 at 7:35 am

Dudes, the color scheme is awesome. “Leviathan green”, “Behemoth Blue”… “Omnipotent yellow?” Holy fucking Christ on a Raptor. That is awesome.

# 45 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on February 12th, 2009 at 8:04 am

Next week will be so much fun. We get to color a picture of Jesus riding in a UFO. I can’t wait — Jesus is so cool!

# 46 Sinn_Fein said, on February 12th, 2009 at 8:48 am

Its JESUS, he can ride any beasty he wants. Although, this, for kid’s coloring book, is way beyond silly.

# 47 The0ne said, on February 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am

Not joking here but many kids attending church would believe in this. I dare you guys to go to church and present this picture to get an answer. You wouldn’t, or wouldn’t depending on your stance, be surprise.

The picture is funny. I would absolutely love to to ride a dino

# 48 Paul Camp said, on February 12th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

I’m confused — where’s Reagan?

# 49 Rick Cain said, on February 12th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Jesus only rode Brontosaurus. Whoever drew that comic is an idiot. Just like in the bedrock mines that Fred Flintstone worked at.

# 50 All wrong said, on February 13th, 2009 at 5:38 am

The only time JC did any riding in the bible was when he said “Get ye behind me Satan”

# 51 youfoolishpeople said, on February 13th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

Don’t you folks watch NOVA?!
Just a few weeks ago they had a show about multiple universes. They claimed that anything
that can physically happen already has.
They actually showed a dinosaur walking
in a modern living room as an example!
So Christ on a raptor DID happen!

Oh yea of little faith.

# 52 exileguy said, on February 20th, 2009 at 4:10 pm

intelligent design is neither

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