No, that ain’t his Hummer; but, who would notice, right?

A U.S. Army captain faces trial for allegedly stealing $700,000 from an emergency fund in Iraq and sending it home in boxes…

Dan Wardlaw, a spokesman for the Internal Revenue Service, said that Nguyen triggered an investigation by going on a spending spree that was clearly above his pay grade after he returned from Iraq, The Portland Oregonian reported.

Buying a brand-new BMW and a Hummer will attract attention,” Wardlaw said.

Do you really think so? Obviously Captain Nguyen didn’t.

Of course, the classic observation is never steal anything small. The schmucks who made off with billions ain’t been touched.




  1. 888 says:

    I guess there are no more Firing Squads in the army even during war time?

    The funniest thing is it took IRS to figure it out, for US Army missing $700K is not a reason important enough to start an investigation 😀 (rightfuly so, when the nation is being robbed of billions by elite of international swindlers who cares about chump change)

  2. Bushed says:

    “The schmucks who made off with billions ain’t been touched.”

    -Thats because they’re members of the Republic Party.

    Republican’s love “the people” like a plantation owner loves his slaves. The problem here is that the slaves are too stupid to realize it.

  3. OvenMaster says:

    With the economy in the shape it’s in, I’m suspicious of ANYONE buying a new car. Credit’s impossible to get, and if you’re paying cash, that sets off Uncle Sam’s $10,000 Currency Transaction Report mandate to catch money laundering.

    Oops. Looks like Captain Nguyen “forgot” this minor detail.

  4. moss says:

    #5 – next week, we’ll teach you how to use a watch. Meanwhile, look at a calendar. It will take, uh, 5 or 6 years to track back through everything the Republicans, their willing accomplices at Halliburton and Blackwater, and endless pimps from Iraq to the Pentagon – have stolen.

    But, then, you didn’t worry about it while the thieving was in progress. Why should you start, now?

  5. Mr. Fusion says:

    And yes, they should worry.

  6. deowll says:

    #3. I know a smart person like you couldn’t have missed the fact that the Repbulicans now have less clout in Washington than Mickey Mouse?

    You go blaming the Republicans for a choice made in Washington DC by the Feds in the last month or three and people will think you are brain dead or so ignorant you don’t know who won the last election.

    The fact that the military didn’t catch this or react when it came to their attention suggests several people need to spend life in a stockade.

  7. Bushed says:

    #5 – Yeah for 7 whole weeks, In case you read like GWB.

    I love it 7 weeks and its Obama’s fault. Typical plantation worker! LOL!

  8. 888 says:

    No doubt his gramps were plantation “workers” (is that how neo-libs call slaves nowadays?).
    It may run in the family 😀

  9. blurry vision says:

    What hummer? all I see is a shadow on the ground. Is it camouflaged?

  10. 888 says:

    #11
    “No, that ain’t his Hummer; but, who would notice, right?”

  11. Bushed says:

    #13 – Ah, now thats another question. No, I doubt they’ll do anything of course, its the other “old boy” club’s turn now.

    #10 – LOL! – No the family just owned textile mills in New England; we abused Irish immigrants, more fun that way. Never, never own slaves – much easier to pay “wage slaves” like shit & let ’em fend for themselves!

  12. Lou says:

    AIG lost that in a minute and half last quarter.


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