The story behind this is that Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB “finger drive” to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution and the Freddy Got Fingered movie as part of his hand.

  1. Derek says:

    That is just 10 times of ewwwwwwww

  2. dogday says:

    Remember when that 1GB USB drive was huge? Now they give them away at the register.

    Post your “robot girlfriend” joke below.

  3. Stephanie says:

    He would have to get a robot girlfriend. That dude is S-C-A-R-Y looking! I couldn’t imagine screaming out ” Jerry USB Finger” out in a moment of passion…

  4. Bob says:

    Wonder what he’s gonna do when USB flash drives become the new 5.25 floppy disks.

  5. Bobart says:

    So…Can he easily upgrade to USB 3.0 in early 2010?

  6. eaze says:


  7. SparkyOne says:

    Thankfully it does not contain a M$ product. He would have to update his finger every Patch Tuesday, and re-boot?

  8. Improbus says:

    If he wants to make his girl friend happy he should get a vibrator attachment as well.

  9. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    My BS meter is twitching.

  10. mrpips says:

    why would you have linux on a drive in your finger? How would you type if you finger is in the usb port? I’ve lost all faith in humanity. Bring on 2012 now!

  11. Greg Allen says:

    He should also look into getting some shampoo.

  12. jimbo says:

    LOSER……But probably fake

  13. Greg Allen says:

    How do you type with one finger plugged into the pc?

    (Especially if the only port is in the back.)

  14. Miguel says:

    The top photo seems photoshopped.

    And this gives a whole new meaning to ‘fingering’…

  15. moshguy says:

    I can understand linux but why Freddy Got Fingered? I totally get the play on words but that’s about as far as it goes.

  16. RBG says:

    Needs a re-boot in the ass.


  17. Buzz says:

    …and two USB sockets in his nose.

  18. AdmFubar says:

    well pull my finger…

  19. the real billybob says:

    I think the artificial finger is a slip on appendage. It isn’t permanently attached. So it would be easy to upgrade. heh.

  20. ChuckM says:

    Geeze what a fake… what a bad fake.

  21. WanKhairil says:

    Someone: “Could you please take your hands off my laptop?”

    USB dude: “I can’t. You haven’t safely remove this hardware from your computer. You might lose some of your data or my finger might corrupt.”


  22. 888 says:

    He probably haven’t ever get laid before, and now his chances to scoere ever in his life have just dropped to 0.00000000000000000000000000

    He should’ve just get full service, why just USB only?
    Add vibrators built-in up his rectum, japanese fluffers along his penis and scrotum, electrostimulators near his tits, and some long-lasting newest technology batteries in the skull (apparently that area is wasted with brain).


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