Apparently steam from a car radiator caused someone to yell “bomb” and then all hell breaks loose. Cripes. Then again these idiots are lined up for America’s Next Top Model, a show for boneheads. What would you expect?

Found by Aric Mackey.

  1. Instant_Armaggedon says:

    Eh, models ARE boneheads. When was the last time you had an intelligent conversation with a model?

  2. Farmer says:

    Ahh, cattle. mooooo

  3. denacron says:

    It reminds me so much of this.

  4. Mr Diesel says:

    Actually my wife is intelligent and does modeling.

    This looks to be a perfect example of why you are not allowed to yell “fire” in a crowded theater, unless of course there is one.

    In this case some simpleton yelled “bomb” instead of “hey look, a radiator overheating” and the ensuing melee is the result.

    At the end I couldn’t tell if the cops were trying to feel up a prospective model or what. I didn’t hear gunfire so they must not have tried to Taze anyone……..

  5. I never said the models were boneheads. It’s the people who are into this show I’m talking about. That said, a lot of models are boneheads. Your wife knows many of them I bet.

  6. FRAGaLOT says:

    I still wouldn’t yell fire in a packed theater, even if there was a fire. I’d leave the theater first! But then again who can afford $12 for a crappy movie that will be on the bit torrents anyway?

  7. SammerX says:

    @ #1

    When was the last time you had a conversation with a model?

  8. When Fame is More Important than Life says:

    A bomb? So instead of jumping over the barricade and running as far away as possible for cover they instead stay in formation and tighten up the queue in the front and in the back?!

    Oh, pardon me… i understand they didn’t want to lose their place in line.

  9. McCullough says:

    That’s the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!! Makes me want to move to the city .

  10. Improbus says:

    People that watch and attend this crap deserve what they get.

  11. Mac Guy says:

    #1 Actually, a good friend of mine is a former model, and she’s quite the intelligent person.

    There was also a supermodel who was valedictorian of her high school class, but the name escapes me. Anyone know who I’m thinking of?

  12. SparkyOne says:

    B. Bernanke?

  13. 888 says:

    is a contagious disease

  14. Lesbian tries to impregnate her wife… with her brother’s semen

  15. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    I was a supermodel before I joined the church. Even now when I dress up like a boy I have more fingers stuck in me than Paris Hilton. I’ll bet I have more finger prints on my ass than the FBI has in their computers.

  16. yeathisisandrew says:

    O yes just part of the scum of society that help others in NO way what so ever. I am pretty sure people can get out of bed, put on clothes and not worry what the latest fashion trends are. People need to get there heads out of there ass and look at whats REALLY important to the world.

  17. bobbo says:

    How different would a crowd of rocket scientists act at a TED convention?

    Only model counterparts think . . . . . . .

  18. Improbus says:


    They would Twitter it before heading for the exits.

  19. WiseAss says:


  20. strukhoff says:

    Ever seen video of the cops in action at Columbine? This is how they acted.

  21. The0ne says:

    Scientist would be even worse reacting to a Bomb scenario. They’ll stand there “thinking” rather than run. Heck, some might even dare to get closer 😀

  22. morram says:

    Interesting. Both #3 and #10 use “Actually” when coming to the defense of a model’s intelligence. One even goes so far as to claim his wife is and model and intelligent while the other claims his friend is a model and is quite the intelligent person.
    Seems a bit odd to me and if you spend 15 minutes watching one of those shows you’d be hard pressed finding any intelligence.

  23. Jim says:

    It looks like the cops took the opportunity to kick a few heads in.

  24. Common_Sense says:

    J.C.Dvorak — #3was referring to #1, not you.

    #1 has obviously never met, say, Heidi Klum, who strikes me as pretty smart. Though not a supermodel, Natalie Portman is a Harvard grad who speaks a few languages.

    To be fair, my answer to that question is “never” – though it’s the same answer that I would give if you dropped the word “intelligent” from that sentence.

    Looks can be deceiving. I think I remember reading that muscleman actor Dolph Lundgren had a Ph.D. in Chemistry or something. (The almighty Wikipedia says it was a Masters, and that he was a Fulbright Scholar at MIT before dropping out to pursue acting, but I’m sure my vague memory is about as accurate…)

  25. The Universal Turing machine says:

    Go JCD

    Wow a mass panic

  26. . says:

    Don’t these sheeple know that the smoke comes after the boom?

  27. Guy Fawkes says:

    Why was the Michelin man doing crowd control? Or was that the Sta-puf marshmallow? Or B. Bernanke?


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